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"I've seen worse." -- Edwina Troutt, TITANIC survivor, during a stormy Carribean cruise, in response to a fellow passenger's query, "Are you worried?"

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SolidusRaccoon wrote:That might be kind of hard, last time I checked he was dead.
I wouldn't say that was too difficult, here in the refrigerators of sub-basement G-7 we whave many examples of things that are supposed to be long dead, yet are perfectly capable of both sound and motion (especially when the power goes out)

BTW: Wayfarer, you mentioned setting the polar bears on Madmoonie, I don't have any bears, but here...

*opens fridge M-19*

is something large white and furry. I do believe that it is moving,...
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Seven words you do not want to hear from your doctor, your mechanic, a bomb disposal tech, or the master mage/artificer working on your magic sword.
Is it supposed to be doing that?
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I thought it was "did you write your will yet??"

Either way if it does have quentyns dna in there?

what might some of the side effects be of something having dna introduced into it?

maybe semi sentients....

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Richter B. wrote:maybe semi sentients....
You don't mean.............a half-wit????? :lol:


*ducks & runs again* :P :P :wink:


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....a half-wit?????
*ducks & runs again*
Not at all. I'm sure the sword is very sharp witted.
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Seven words you do not want to hear from your doctor, your mechanic, a bomb disposal tech, or the master mage/artificer working on your magic sword.
"Please drop your pants and bend over."
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How about "oops" - I heard that once from my dentist.
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Narnian wrote:How about "oops" - I heard that once from my dentist.
Try saying that while doing a vasectomy on one of your friends. :o

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Hey Narnian........Welcome home!!!!

I see you got back safely from your trip to Orlando........I just knew ya would! 8)

Didja see what I meant by the view from the hotel bell tower? heh, heh, heh.......

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Tbolt wrote:BTW: Wayfarer, you mentioned setting the polar bears on Madmoonie, I don't have any bears, but here...

*opens fridge M-19*

is something large white and furry. I do believe that it is moving,...
Hehehe. Thanks, but that's okay, I've given up...
(Well, sort of - Lamanilora!)
See, the polar bears sent me a message saying that they weren't going to chase him anymore, because he'd built them all igloos. :-?

All I'd wanted to know was whether the whole IGLOO thing was about anything besides pure randomness. I guess now I know it's also about getting polar bears to stop chasing you. :)
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Sharuuk wrote:
Narnian wrote:How about "oops" - I heard that once from my dentist.
Try saying that while doing a vasectomy on one of your friends. :o
You do vasectomies on your friends! :o
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Thanks.
Sharuuk wrote:Didja see what I meant by the view from the hotel bell tower? heh, heh, heh.......
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Actually I never went into Disneyworld - too busy with my collegues from Germany, Mexico and South America. Did have dinner with the crew at Arthurs 27 just outside of the park and watched the fireworks.

My niece lives down there so on my free night I took her and her boyfriend out to dinner instead of go to the park.
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Whoozat?

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Okay, we got Quentyn, his friend the apprentice artificer, Master Irons, a Wizard, and...
Say. Who's blue boy? Random background, or something else? :x

(watched wayyy too many x-files episodes)

Other words you don't want to hear:
Hey, chief! We finished buttoning up missile tube number eight. What do we do with the left over parts?
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Narnian wrote:
Sharuuk wrote:
Narnian wrote:How about "oops" - I heard that once from my dentist.
Try saying that while doing a vasectomy on one of your friends. :o
You do vasectomies on your friends! :o
I was a medic (minor surgery/major trauma specialist) in the USAF, and a friend of mine came into the minor surgery clinic for a vasectomy. He knew I worked there and specifically asked for me. It's a simple 15min procedure done under local anesthetic. The doctor that was there also has a wonderfully warped sense of humor.

My friend is wide awake on the table, the doc and I are doing one side each and just carrying on a general low key conversation. I was saying something to the doc and in the middle of the sentence uttered a quiet "oops"! :o Doc doesn't miss a beat and follows up with "now you're gonna have to put that back before we're through." :o :o

Of course, nothing has actually happened. The procedure has gone flawlessly. I'm just messing with my friends head, and the doc went along with it. Jimmy, my vic.....uh friend on the table doesn't say a word or move.....other than to raise his right arm to extend the universal one-finger salute to both of us. :lol:

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Narnian wrote:Thanks.
Sharuuk wrote:Didja see what I meant by the view from the hotel bell tower? heh, heh, heh.......
Shaaruuk
Actually I never went into Disneyworld - too busy with my collegues from Germany, Mexico and South America. Did have dinner with the crew at Arthurs 27 just outside of the park and watched the fireworks.

My niece lives down there so on my free night I took her and her boyfriend out to dinner instead of go to the park.
Yes, Arthurs at the top of the Wyndom Palace....excellent restaurant and a stunning view. If you enjoyed the fireworks and food from Arthurs, next time your back out here, try the "California Grill" on top of the Contemporary in the Magic Kingdom. They let you go out on the roof to watch the fireworks and you can see several displays all at once. Spectacular.

I was referring to the bell tower on top of the hotel at Champions Gate. Remember I said I could cover the whole course from there? 8) :wink:

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Sharuuk wrote:I was referring to the bell tower on top of the hotel at Champions Gate. Remember I said I could cover the whole course from there? 8) :wink:
Shaaruuk
Didn't make it up (forgot) - usually I was shooting pool (losing) or reading in my spare time (The Kite Runner)
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