<a href='http://forums.keenspace.com/viewtopic.php?p=880000'>Do, and I'll smash your face in and alert the authorities to your sizable child pornography collection.
That, or something involving jalapeňo peppers.</a>
Odd that "Skype" isn't one of the options in the profile. Granted, MSN is now defunct and Skype its replacement . . .