A complete bust

Squeaky Bunny · Post by **Squeaky Bunny** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 2:34 pm

OMG, a Barby doll?!?

UncleMonty · Post by **UncleMonty** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 5:24 pm

Barby Doll... Argh...

Thanks Squeaky. But hey guys... The girls worked on Zelda's head-quills, not her whole body!

Plenty o' sharp bits to go around, still.

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 8:33 pm

Yes, I am. But barbs or not, the quills STILL had to come in contact with the balloons to pop them. And in most of the cases, thru the girls blouses regardless of cloth thickness.

So my question remains.....How did this cascade/semi-simultanious balloons-in-the-blouses "explosive decompression" occur? I doubt Zelda ran around the room flinging quills or brushing up against everybody.

The only way this works is if the girls did something REALLY dumb like a group hug with Zelda in the middle.

The panel's funny...yes...the facial expressions are perfect...but it don' make no sense!!!

Shaaruuk

RHJunior · Post by **RHJunior** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 11:06 pm

Okay Sharuuk, mental exercise.
cover your head, shoulders, arms, legs and back with 5-inch needle-sharp quills (some of them stiffened with hairspray, no less!)

Now walk through a crowded room, one full of people with enormous party balloons stuffed down their shirts.

One "pop" would start a chain reaction of people yelping, jumping and bumping into each other.... and into Zelda.

That's the reason the girl's so quiet and reserved, BTW. When you're covered in quills you're constantly mincing along and apologizing for jabbing people accidentally.

Squeaky Bunny · Post by **Squeaky Bunny** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 6:14 am

>sigh< yup, boom titty boom titty boom boom boom!

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 6:38 am

RHJunior wrote:Okay Sharuuk, mental exercise.
cover your head, shoulders, arms, legs and back with 5-inch needle-sharp quills (some of them stiffened with hairspray, no less!)

Now walk through a crowded room, one full of people with enormous party balloons stuffed down their shirts.

One "pop" would start a chain reaction of people yelping, jumping and bumping into each other.... and into Zelda.

Granting everything above, did all the girls bump into Zelda "balloons first"? Was she running around the room trying to keep out of the way just to run into some more balloons? In the chaos you describe, both here and in the panel, why don't some of the girls have quills stuck in their arms, legs rumps etc?

RHJunior wrote:That's the reason the girl's so quiet and reserved, BTW. When you're covered in quills you're constantly mincing along and apologizing for jabbing people accidentally.

Sure.....I remember her meeting Thelma and Hortense at the door.

Whew....<puffing, panting & wheezing from all the exercise>

Shaaruuk

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 6:40 am

Squeaky Bunny wrote:>sigh< yup, boom titty boom titty boom boom boom!

OK Squeaks......THAT was just TOO sick!!!!

Shaaruuk

Squirrelly61104 · Post by **Squirrelly61104** » Sun Dec 26, 2004 4:39 am

It's obvious what caused all those overinflated egos to go bust.

They ran into a booby trap.

Okay, okay. I think it was the only applicable pun left that hadn't been used.
Maybe Zelda decided to make the bigger girls' busts go boom because they rubber the wrong way?

edit: As for the cause of simultaneous boom-titty (wish I'd thought of that) remember the whole purpose of the exercise was to cheer up a seriously bummed out Hortense. After getting a gratuitous laugh, girls being girls, what followed was probably an automatic and unthinking group hug. Zelda, apparently, isn't a regular member of their soirees, so none of them would have thought through the repercussions (and concussions) of such a group hug with a porcupine in the middle.

Squeaky Bunny · Post by **Squeaky Bunny** » Sun Dec 26, 2004 5:40 am

Maybe it was a silly-con job?

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Sun Dec 26, 2004 6:29 am

squirrelly61104 wrote:It's obvious what caused all those overinflated egos to go bust.

They ran into a booby trap.

Okay, okay. I think it was the only applicable pun left that hadn't been used.
Maybe Zelda decided to make the bigger girls' busts go boom because they rubber the wrong way?

Yer gettin' ta be 'bout as bad as Squeaky..y'know dat???

squirrlelly61104 wrote:edit: As for the cause of simultaneous boom-titty (wish I'd thought of that) remember the whole purpose of the exercise was to cheer up a seriously bummed out Hortense. After getting a gratuitous laugh, girls being girls, what followed was probably an automatic and unthinking group hug. Zelda, apparently, isn't a regular member of their soirees, so none of them would have thought through the repercussions (and concussions) of such a group hug with a porcupine in the middle.

Now THAT I'll buy. A reactional, spontaneous group hug is the only scenerio that makes sense. And your point of Zelda not being part of the usual soiree, but being included in the hug without thinking about what she is makes perfect sense. Thank you.

Shaaruuk

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Sun Dec 26, 2004 6:31 am

Squeaky Bunny wrote:Maybe it was a silly-con job?

Yer milkin' this for all it's worth ain'tcha??

Shaaruuk

Squeaky Bunny · Post by **Squeaky Bunny** » Sun Dec 26, 2004 7:23 am

Who mee? >tries to look more innocent and cuter than Velvet or Dot Warner<

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Sun Dec 26, 2004 1:59 pm

Squeaky Bunny wrote:Who mee? >tries to look more innocent and cuter than Velvet or Dot Warner<

Keep tryin'....it AIN'T workin'.

<An' I'm thinkin' more Wednesday Addams than Dot or Velvet.>

Shaaruuk

Squirrelly61104 · Post by **Squirrelly61104** » Sun Dec 26, 2004 5:01 pm

Personally, I think this whole line has gotten blown all out of proportion.
Admittedly, it's been a gas, but while the humor around here normally gets an A+, this thread is headed for a DD.
Just had to get that off my chest.

Squeaky Bunny · Post by **Squeaky Bunny** » Sun Dec 26, 2004 5:12 pm

Oooh, he's venting!

It's as bad as the pun about Ariel wearing sea cups.

DracoDei · Post by **DracoDei** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 12:43 pm

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:56 pm

DracoDei wrote:<Passes around some milk of human kindness, just to be on the safe side... which he milked from the teats of the angelic cow himself...>

Angelic cow HIMself?????

I know what you meant, but that sure did read funny?!?!

<Gotta back off on the spiked egg nog.....I'm starting to punctuate>

Shaaruuk

DracoDei · Post by **DracoDei** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 4:26 pm

Sharuuk wrote:
<Gotta back off on the spiked egg nog.....I'm starting to punctuate>

Shaaruuk

Ouch...
wouldn't that be...
I mean spiked eggs...
that has to be kinda hard on the chickens, y'know...
Ouch...
I mean if they survive more than two layings I would say that those have got to be some seriously tough chickens...

Hmmm....
<Goes off to write up D&D stats for regenerating chicken+hedgehog crossbreeds...>

Squeaky Bunny · Post by **Squeaky Bunny** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 5:18 pm

Hmmm. What was laid first, the chicken or the egg?

Sharuuk · Post by **Sharuuk** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 5:47 pm

Squeaky Bunny wrote:Hmmm. What was laid first, the chicken or the egg?

Oh PUUUULLLLEEEEEEZZZZZZ don' go there!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shaaruuk

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A complete bust

Bad puns, bad puns, whatcha gonna do!

Re: Bad puns, bad puns, whatcha gonna do!

one last try