Would I qualify?
I used to be dedicated! Punctual! I updated three times a week!
And then the semester started... and it was only two times a week...
And then one random Thursday morning around 2 a.m. I jumped off of a second story balcony and sprained my drawing wrist. Half an our later I jumped into a fountain. I woke up the next morning with a cold (I had a really bad hair day too...)
So I put the comic on a three week hiatus so my wrist could heal... Then on another "short" hiatus for finals... Then I put it on "indeterminant" hiatus while I pondered plot complexities.... A year and a half later I deleted all 60+ pages and decided to start from scratch.
I only have 10 new pages up and I've already been late once!!!
and if you still don't think i'm lazy enough i've got a 300 level math final in about 16 hours that I haven't even started studying for yet... i think i'll go take a nap now....