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Maboo · Post by **Maboo** » Wed Jul 11, 2001 7:34 am

<A HREF="http://www.dc8p.com/bigbrother.html" TARGET=_blank>http://www.dc8p.com/bigbrother.html</A> Some of you will remember this. Please fill it out with your favourite Blotto Street characters and then cut and paste the results here! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">Mab------------------
<A HREF="http://blottostreet.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Blotto Street</A> - It's better than getting drunk and sleeping around.I am NOTHING to do with the <A HREF="http://www.fourtoontellers.com/" TARGET=_blank>FourToon Tellers</A>. It's SO frickin' unfair. But SOMETHING's going on. Yes, siree... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Animaniac · Post by **Animaniac** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 8:53 am

'Cause you asked...Big Brother!Day 1 - Leslie admits straight away that he doesn't like the look of Tess. He says she looks like a lesbian. As it turns out, Mandy is in fact the only lesbian in the house, although Tom later admits that he is unsure of his true sexuality.2 - The house sit down for a discussion of how to organise simple chores. Frank creates tension by stating that the kitchen is where the women belong. Myra hits him with a Spatula.3 - The housemates are set their first task by Big Brother - they must make a model of The Baxter Building out of Custard. After much persuasion by Frank, they gamble 50% of next week's food budget on completing the task.4 - Training for the The Baxter Building task is well under way. However havoc ensues when Tom, who is rapidly developing a reputation as the laziest fat bastard in the house, eats half the Custard. Myra is furious.5 - Today is the day when the The Baxter Building task must be completed. Things are going well until shortly before the end when Tom farts and blows The Baxter Building over. Big Brother announces that the task has been a failure. Tess cries.6 - Frank gets pecked on the arm by one of the Big Brother chickens. Not a very exciting day.7 - Big Brother is worried that things are getting dull, so he summons the housemates to have a mass debate about sex. After far too many cans of cider, Tess admits that she likes to be spanked on the arse with a Spatula. Leslie says he never wears condoms because they make his snausage sore and Frank agrees. Mandy goes into a rant about how none of the other housemates have ever enjoyed a true orgasm because they're all boring heterosexual bastards. Tom sits in the corner, quietly eyeing up Frank.8 - Today is the first day that the housemates must nominate someone to leave. Leslie goes round everyone one by one, telling them he really likes them because they're the only one in the house that he can really relate to. Myra and Tess are voted as the two candidates to leave. Nobody votes for Leslie .9 - Myra and Tess are told of their nominations and burst into tears, before hugging everyone and telling them they love them. Mandy sings them a song - "Oops, I did it again" - to make them feel better.10 - The public vote Tess out of the house. She pretends not to be bothered but then breaks down and sobs that she should never have admitted about enjoying being spanked. Tess leaves.11 - Relationships are strained in the house as the housemates come to terms with Tess's departure. The food budget is low due to the failure of last week's failed task. Mandy has to make do without the cucumber she requested. Myra is visibly depressed and is comforted by Frank, who tries to touch her on her nipples.12 - The Big Brother pyschologist replays the footage of Frank touching Myra's nipples over and over again. This is because it shows an interesting psychological incident, of course, not because it will increase the viewing figures. Big Brother sets the housemates the task of jogging on a running machine for twice the circumferance of the globe. They gamble 40% of the food budget on completing it.13 - The running machine task is on target, despite the fact that Tom refuses to run because his snausage hurts a bit.14 - Much jubilation in the house as the running machine task is completed. Tom finally manages to run the last 10 metres of the task and claims that without him they'd never have done it. Myra calls Tom a lazy snausage.15 - Once again it is the day when nominations are due. Leslie tells everyone individually that he thinks Myra is a whore. He also points out that anyone who wants to stay at his flat when the show is finished is welcome to come and visit. Myra and Frank are nominated by the housemates to leave. Nobody votes for Leslie .16 - The nominations are announced. Myra can't believe she's been voted out two weeks in a row. Frank is equally stunned and turns to Myra for comfort. Tom is distraught and confesses to Mandy that he thinks he is in love with Frank. Mandy says she doesn't fancy any of the housemates because they're all just too heterosexual and she's a lesbian, you know17 - The public vote Frank out of the house. Myra says she is gutted and even gives Frank a clipping of hair from her nipples to prove how much she cares. Tom is also devastated but keeps his hair to himself. Frank leaves.18 - The Big Brother psychologist shows repeated clips of Myra clipping the hair from her nipples. Apparently this is an important psychological incident. The public obviously agree as viewing figures soar.19 - Big Brother sets the housemates the task of burping the National Anthem of Sri Lanka in 60 seconds. They gamble 50% of the food budget on completing it.20 - Nobody has a clue what the National Anthem of Sri Lanka sounds like but Tom says it's a bit like Dancing Queen. The housemates choose Leslie as the one who must complete the task.21 - Leslie successfully burps not only the National Anthem of Sri Lanka but also God Save The Queen, "Oops, I did it again" and the theme tune to Buffy: The Vampire Slayer. He is proclaimed as a hero, despite the fact that a vote in a tabloid newspaper shows that 98% of the public want to kill him.22 - Nominations are due and Leslie tells everyone that he has a Villa in the South of France and they can all come and stay for a holiday. Tom and Mandy are nominated.23 - Tom and Mandy take their nominations well and sit down with Leslie and Myra to discuss why they voted for them. Leslie keeps quiet but Myra accuses Tom of being an arrogant, lazy, self-centred snausage before bursting into tears.24 - The public vote Mandy out of the house and nobody really gives a shit. Mandy leaves.25 - Leslie becomes the first housemate to have a wank. This footage goes down well with the Big Brother pschologist who proclaims that it gives us a true insight into the working of Leslie 's mind and brings out his true personality. In other words, he's a wanker.26 - Big Brother sets the remaining three housemates the task of shifting 5000 tons of Emu dung using only a Spatula. Leslie is unsure but Tom is confident, claiming to have done something very similar when he was younger. They gamble 50% of the food budget.27 - Completely out of the blue, Tom breaks down in tears and announces that he is leaving. He claims that it is because the dung-shifting task has brought back the painful memories of the Emu incident from his childhood. Myra tries to persuade him to stay but Leslie sits in a corner, rubbing his hands slyly. Tom decides to leave.28 - With only two housemates remaining, the Emu dung task proves impossible. They fail miserably and resort to getting extremely pissed on some vegetable wine, made by Myra from a couple of mouldy carrots she found in the Big Brother garden.29 - Nominations are due for the final time. Leslie asks Myra to marry him and she accepts. Unsurprisingly Leslie nominates Myra to leave. Rather more surprisingly, so does Myra.30 - When the nomination is announced, Myra graciously accepts defeat and proclaims that Leslie is a worthy winner. As they are soon to marry, she also agrees to shag him. The event is broadcast live to the nation and is preceded by a speech from the Queen. Everyone in the Big Brother production crew breathe a huge sigh of relief as viewing figures go through the roof. Leslie takes his

Thomas Banana · Post by **Thomas Banana** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 4:05 am

*does remember it, yes <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">*
Here's my version, however...
Big Brother!Day 1 - Frank admits straight away that he doesn't like the look of Bea. He says she looks like a lesbian. As it turns out, Myra is in fact the only lesbian in the house, although
Leslie later admits that he is unsure of his true sexuality.2 - The house sit down for a discussion of how to organise simple chores. Ollie creates tension by stating that the kitchen is where the women belong. Tess hits him with a
egg-whisk.3 - The housemates are set their first task by Big Brother - they must make a model of Eiffel Tower out of spam. After much persuasion by Ollie, they gamble 50% of next week's
food budget on completing the task.4 - Training for the Eiffel Tower task is well under way. However havoc ensues when Leslie, who is rapidly developing a reputation as the laziest fat bastard in the house, eats
half the spam. Tess is furious.5 - Today is the day when the Eiffel Tower task must be completed. Things are going well until shortly before the end when Leslie farts and blows Eiffel Tower over. Big Brother
announces that the task has been a failure. Bea cries.6 - Ollie gets pecked on the arm by one of the Big Brother chickens. Not a very exciting day.7 - Big Brother is worried that things are getting dull, so he summons the housemates to have a mass debate about sex. After far too many cans of cider, Bea admits that she
likes to be spanked on the arse with a egg-whisk. Frank says he never wears condoms because they make his thing sore and Ollie agrees. Myra goes into a rant about how
none of the other housemates have ever enjoyed a true orgasm because they're all boring heterosexual bastards. Leslie sits in the corner, quietly eyeing up Ollie.8 - Today is the first day that the housemates must nominate someone to leave. Frank goes round everyone one by one, telling them he really likes them because they're the only
one in the house that he can really relate to. Tess and Bea are voted as the two candidates to leave. Nobody votes for Frank.9 - Tess and Bea are told of their nominations and burst into tears, before hugging everyone and telling them they love them. Myra sings them a song - Breathe - to make them
feel better.10 - The public vote Bea out of the house. She pretends not to be bothered but then breaks down and sobs that she should never have admitted about enjoying being spanked.
Bea leaves.11 - Relationships are strained in the house as the housemates come to terms with Bea's departure. The food budget is low due to the failure of last week's failed task. Myra has
to make do without the cucumber she requested. Tess is visibly depressed and is comforted by Ollie, who tries to touch her on her genitalia.12 - The Big Brother pyschologist replays the footage of Ollie touching Tess's genitalia over and over again. This is because it shows an interesting psychological incident, of
course, not because it will increase the viewing figures. Big Brother sets the housemates the task of jogging on a running machine for twice the circumferance of the globe. They
gamble 40% of the food budget on completing it.13 - The running machine task is on target, despite the fact that Leslie refuses to run because his thing hurts a bit.14 - Much jubilation in the house as the running machine task is completed. Leslie finally manages to run the last 10 metres of the task and claims that without him they'd never
have done it. Tess calls Leslie a lazy thing.15 - Once again it is the day when nominations are due. Frank tells everyone individually that he thinks Tess is a whore. He also points out that anyone who wants to stay at his
flat when the show is finished is welcome to come and visit. Tess and Ollie are nominated by the housemates to leave. Nobody votes for Frank.16 - The nominations are announced. Tess can't believe she's been voted out two weeks in a row. Ollie is equally stunned and turns to Tess for comfort. Leslie is distraught and
confesses to Myra that he thinks he is in love with Ollie. Myra says she doesn't fancy any of the housemates because they're all just too heterosexual and she's a lesbian, you
know17 - The public vote Ollie out of the house. Tess says she is gutted and even gives Ollie a clipping of hair from her genitalia to prove how much she cares. Leslie is also
devastated but keeps his hair to himself. Ollie leaves.18 - The Big Brother psychologist shows repeated clips of Tess clipping the hair from her genitalia. Apparently this is an important psychological incident. The public obviously
agree as viewing figures soar.19 - Big Brother sets the housemates the task of burping the National Anthem of Tanzania in 60 seconds. They gamble 50% of the food budget on completing it.20 - Nobody has a clue what the National Anthem of Tanzania sounds like but Leslie says it's a bit like Dancing Queen. The housemates choose Frank as the one who must
complete the task.21 - Frank successfully burps not only the National Anthem of Tanzania but also God Save The Queen, Breathe and the theme tune to Father Ted. He is proclaimed as a hero,
despite the fact that a vote in a tabloid newspaper shows that 98% of the public want to kill him.22 - Nominations are due and Frank tells everyone that he has a Villa in the South of France and they can all come and stay for a holiday. Leslie and Myra are nominated.23 - Leslie and Myra take their nominations well and sit down with Frank and Tess to discuss why they voted for them. Frank keeps quiet but Tess accuses Leslie of being an
arrogant, lazy, self-centred thing before bursting into tears.24 - The public vote Myra out of the house and nobody really gives a shit. Myra leaves.25 - Frank becomes the first housemate to have a wank. This footage goes down well with the Big Brother pschologist who proclaims that it gives us a true insight into the
working of Frank's mind and brings out his true personality. In other words, he's a wanker.26 - Big Brother sets the remaining three housemates the task of shifting 5000 tons of elephant dung using only a egg-whisk. Frank is unsure but Leslie is confident, claiming to
have done something very similar when he was younger. They gamble 50% of the food budget.27 - Completely out of the blue, Leslie breaks down in tears and announces that he is leaving. He claims that it is because the dung-shifting task has brought back the painful
memories of the elephant incident from his childhood. Tess tries to persuade him to stay but Frank sits in a corner, rubbing his hands slyly. Leslie decides to leave.28 - With only two housemates remaining, the elephant dung task proves impossible. They fail miserably and resort to getting extremely pissed on some vegetable wine, made
by Tess from a couple of mouldy carrots she found in the Big Brother garden.29 - Nominations are due for the final time. Frank asks Tess to marry him and she accepts. Unsurprisingly Frank nominates Tess to leave. Rather more surprisingly, so does
Tess.30 - When the nomination is announced, Tess graciously accepts defeat and proclaims that Frank is a worthy winner. As they are soon to marry, she also agrees to shag him.
The event is broadcast live to the nation and is preceded by a speech from the Queen. Everyone in the Big Brother production crew breathe a huge sigh of relief as viewing
figures go through the roof. Frank takes his

Xerxes · Post by **Xerxes** » Sun Jul 15, 2001 3:29 am

Big Brother!Day 1 - Frank admits straight away that he doesn't like the look of Bea. He says she looks like a lesbian. As it turns out, Myra is in fact the only lesbian in the house, although Tom later admits that he is unsure of his true sexuality.2 - The house sit down for a discussion of how to organise simple chores. Ollie creates tension by stating that the kitchen is where the women belong. Letty hits him with a carving knife.3 - The housemates are set their first task by Big Brother - they must make a model of the Tower of London out of corned beef. After much persuasion by Ollie, they gamble 50% of next week's food budget on completing the task.4 - Training for the the Tower of London task is well under way. However havoc ensues when Tom, who is rapidly developing a reputation as the laziest fat bastard in the house, eats half the corned beef. Letty is furious.5 - Today is the day when the the Tower of London task must be completed. Things are going well until shortly before the end when Tom farts and blows the Tower of London over. Big Brother announces that the task has been a failure. Bea cries.6 - Ollie gets pecked on the arm by one of the Big Brother chickens. Not a very exciting day.7 - Big Brother is worried that things are getting dull, so he summons the housemates to have a mass debate about sex. After far too many cans of cider, Bea admits that she likes to be spanked on the arse with a carving knife. Frank says he never wears condoms because they make his schlong sore and Ollie agrees. Myra goes into a rant about how none of the other housemates have ever enjoyed a true orgasm because they're all boring heterosexual bastards. Tom sits in the corner, quietly eyeing up Ollie.8 - Today is the first day that the housemates must nominate someone to leave. Frank goes round everyone one by one, telling them he really likes them because they're the only one in the house that he can really relate to. Letty and Bea are voted as the two candidates to leave. Nobody votes for Frank.9 - Letty and Bea are told of their nominations and burst into tears, before hugging everyone and telling them they love them. Myra sings them a song - No Way by Vanilla - to make them feel better.10 - The public vote Bea out of the house. She pretends not to be bothered but then breaks down and sobs that she should never have admitted about enjoying being spanked. Bea leaves.11 - Relationships are strained in the house as the housemates come to terms with Bea's departure. The food budget is low due to the failure of last week's failed task. Myra has to make do without the cucumber she requested. Letty is visibly depressed and is comforted by Ollie, who tries to touch her on her breast.12 - The Big Brother pyschologist replays the footage of Ollie touching Letty's breast over and over again. This is because it shows an interesting psychological incident, of course, not because it will increase the viewing figures. Big Brother sets the housemates the task of jogging on a running machine for twice the circumferance of the globe. They gamble 40% of the food budget on completing it.13 - The running machine task is on target, despite the fact that Tom refuses to run because his schlong hurts a bit.14 - Much jubilation in the house as the running machine task is completed. Tom finally manages to run the last 10 metres of the task and claims that without him they'd never have done it. Letty calls Tom a lazy schlong.15 - Once again it is the day when nominations are due. Frank tells everyone individually that he thinks Letty is a whore. He also points out that anyone who wants to stay at his flat when the show is finished is welcome to come and visit. Letty and Ollie are nominated by the housemates to leave. Nobody votes for Frank.16 - The nominations are announced. Letty can't believe she's been voted out two weeks in a row. Ollie is equally stunned and turns to Letty for comfort. Tom is distraught and confesses to Myra that he thinks he is in love with Ollie. Myra says she doesn't fancy any of the housemates because they're all just too heterosexual and she's a lesbian, you know17 - The public vote Ollie out of the house. Letty says she is gutted and even gives Ollie a clipping of hair from her breast to prove how much she cares. Tom is also devastated but keeps his hair to himself. Ollie leaves.18 - The Big Brother psychologist shows repeated clips of Letty clipping the hair from her breast. Apparently this is an important psychological incident. The public obviously agree as viewing figures soar.19 - Big Brother sets the housemates the task of burping the National Anthem of Turkmenistan in 60 seconds. They gamble 50% of the food budget on completing it.20 - Nobody has a clue what the National Anthem of Turkmenistan sounds like but Tom says it's a bit like Dancing Queen. The housemates choose Frank as the one who must complete the task.21 - Frank successfully burps not only the National Anthem of Turkmenistan but also God Save The Queen, No Way by Vanilla and the theme tune to The Bill. He is proclaimed as a hero, despite the fact that a vote in a tabloid newspaper shows that 98% of the public want to kill him.22 - Nominations are due and Frank tells everyone that he has a Villa in the South of France and they can all come and stay for a holiday. Tom and Myra are nominated.23 - Tom and Myra take their nominations well and sit down with Frank and Letty to discuss why they voted for them. Frank keeps quiet but Letty accuses Tom of being an arrogant, lazy, self-centred schlong before bursting into tears.24 - The public vote Myra out of the house and nobody really gives a shit. Myra leaves.25 - Frank becomes the first housemate to have a wank. This footage goes down well with the Big Brother pschologist who proclaims that it gives us a true insight into the working of Frank's mind and brings out his true personality. In other words, he's a wanker.26 - Big Brother sets the remaining three housemates the task of shifting 5000 tons of Goat dung using only a carving knife. Frank is unsure but Tom is confident, claiming to have done something very similar when he was younger. They gamble 50% of the food budget.27 - Completely out of the blue, Tom breaks down in tears and announces that he is leaving. He claims that it is because the dung-shifting task has brought back the painful memories of the Goat incident from his childhood. Letty tries to persuade him to stay but Frank sits in a corner, rubbing his hands slyly. Tom decides to leave.28 - With only two housemates remaining, the Goat dung task proves impossible. They fail miserably and resort to getting extremely pissed on some vegetable wine, made by Letty from a couple of mouldy carrots she found in the Big Brother garden.29 - Nominations are due for the final time. Frank asks Letty to marry him and she accepts. Unsurprisingly Frank nominates Letty to leave. Rather more surprisingly, so does Letty.30 - When the nomination is announced, Letty graciously accepts defeat and proclaims that Frank is a worthy winner. As they are soon to marry, she also agrees to shag him. The event is broadcast live to the nation and is preceded by a speech from the Queen. Everyone in the Big Brother production crew breathe a huge sigh of relief as viewing figures go through the roof. Frank takes his

Maboo · Post by **Maboo** » Sun Jul 15, 2001 4:28 am

These are evil. I love 'em. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">And it also gives me some idea of which characters readers like the most or who sticks best in their memory. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">Mab------------------
<A HREF="http://blottostreet.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Blotto Street</A> - It's better than getting drunk and sleeping around.I am NOTHING to do with the <A HREF="http://www.fourtoontellers.com/" TARGET=_blank>FourToon Tellers</A>. It's SO frickin' unfair. But SOMETHING's going on. Yes, siree... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!