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AARRGGH?

AARRGGH!
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AAIIIRRRGGGHHH!
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YAARRGGHH!
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meh.
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Total votes : 21

AARRGGHHH

Postby Grabmygoblin on Thu Jul 01, 2004 5:27 am

A FLY JUST FLEW UP MY NOSE!!
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Postby Mr.Bob on Thu Jul 01, 2004 5:31 am

Cover your nose and see if it flies out your ear!

Or, if it doesn't feel like travelling sneeze eally hard while your nose is still covered. That'll be a hoot!
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Postby Warren on Thu Jul 01, 2004 5:40 am

Swallow it!
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Postby McDuffies on Thu Jul 01, 2004 5:51 am

Mr.Bob wrote:Cover your nose and see if it flies out your ear!

Or, if it doesn't feel like travelling sneeze eally hard while your nose is still covered. That'll be a hoot!

If you sneeze very hard, molecules of the fly will mix with your molecules! It will be just like in movie "The Fly", you'll get that funky fly head and a claw!
Scientifical fact, people.
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Postby Rkolter on Thu Jul 01, 2004 5:54 am

mcDuffies wrote:
Mr.Bob wrote:Cover your nose and see if it flies out your ear!

Or, if it doesn't feel like travelling sneeze eally hard while your nose is still covered. That'll be a hoot!

If you sneeze very hard, molecules of the fly will mix with your molecules! It will be just like in movie "The Fly", you'll get that funky fly head and a claw!
Scientifical fact, people.


Alternatively, if you snort REALLY HARD, you could suck the fly up into your brain.
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Postby Joel Fagin on Thu Jul 01, 2004 6:01 am

rkolter wrote:Alternatively, if you snort REALLY HARD...


... you'll get a buzz.

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Postby Heffaloop on Thu Jul 01, 2004 8:35 am

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Re: AARRGGHHH

Postby Varuna Shiru on Thu Jul 01, 2004 9:33 am

grabmygoblin wrote:A FLY JUST FLEW UP MY NOSE!!




Be careful! Everytime a fly touches solid ground...or the mucus located within your nostrils, it makes a poopy!
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Postby Komiyan on Thu Jul 01, 2004 11:04 am

Now you have to snort a spider to catch the fly.
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Postby Rkolter on Thu Jul 01, 2004 11:09 am

"... but I don't know why she snorted that fly. Perhaps she'll die."
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Postby Komiyan on Thu Jul 01, 2004 11:16 am

Later, you'll get to snort a cat. Hope you aren't allergic.
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Postby RLC Davidson on Thu Jul 01, 2004 11:17 am

*snorts a moose*

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Postby CapitanG on Thu Jul 01, 2004 11:38 am

Did not vote; needed "GRABLEFAZ" option.
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Postby Mr.Bob on Thu Jul 01, 2004 11:50 am

*starts protesting for right to vote Grabblefaz.*
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Postby JPSloan on Thu Jul 01, 2004 12:04 pm

If you start feeling horny, you'll know it was a Spanish Fly.
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Postby Rkolter on Thu Jul 01, 2004 12:13 pm

It's probably just a mother fly looking for a warm, damp place to release it's grubs.
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Postby MariaAndMichelle on Thu Jul 01, 2004 2:06 pm

rkolter wrote:It's probably just a mother fly looking for a warm, damp place to release it's grubs.

:-? Isn't that a pleasant thought? :-?
(There's something about the word 'grubs' that make this scenario so much worse than all the others...>___<)
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Postby McDuffies on Thu Jul 01, 2004 3:42 pm

JPSloan wrote:If you start feeling horny, you'll know it was a Spanish Fly.

In that case, someone quickly give me her adress!
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Postby Skylark King on Thu Jul 01, 2004 3:51 pm

What's really odd is that shortly after this thread started Jeff Goldblum was reported missing. Go figure.
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Postby Grabmygoblin on Fri Jul 02, 2004 4:02 am

update: swiftly I jumped into action, blowing my nose in startlment. the fly, equally startled, reacted just as swiftly by flapping it's wings vigirously. as a result it went nowhere. in a bezerker rage at this point, I gave a fearsome howl and blew my nose again. the fly dizzily fluttered out, as my boss lumbered in to see what the fuss was about. still in a berzerker rage, I preseved him as a threat as he was invading my territory, and pounced.

I don't actually remember much of what happened next, just a lot of red.

in any case, the fly continues to buzz around the lights, my boss has a few stitches and occassionally gives me an odd looks, and I keep finding myself in the woods without pants covered in scratches.
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