Talking about pirates and ninjas...

Dark Knight ez · Post by **Dark Knight ez** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 9:52 am

i'm currently reading through the archives of the comics PVP,
and i came across this:

http://www.pvponline.com/archive.php3?archive=20020604

it's like... somebody beat us to it...
*starts sobbing*

YAR! might as well put away me peg leg and me grog...
i guess samurais are cool.... i guess.

edit:
OoOoOh! and the story actually continues...
it's like... goody sweetness......... how bitter. the irony.

Jaster! · Post by **Jaster!** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 10:10 pm

Is it really so surprising? Ninjas and Pirates are first tier Randomness at their best. It's only natural that so many people want to see the two fight.

Incidentally, Happy Easter! Did everyone have a good one?

Mr.Bob · Post by **Mr.Bob** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 4:30 am

*waves hand*

Ooh! ooh!
I did! I did!

Me an' my mommy painted a whole bushel of eggs all kinds of sparkly and pretty colours with the help of wittle cutebunnies like in that disney short about the funny bunnies(OMGdid you see that cartoon they were so adorable and cuddlylike melons) yeahall kinds of colours blue and red and orange and turqqoise and yellow fuschic...fushik...fus...PINK and green and red did I say red already? it doesn't matter we useed a lot of red (teeheehee) then we had an easter egg hunt in old Mr Cody's house which was pretty funny becasue Old Mr cody doesn't like us and he was all like "Git them blasted kiyids outta my property! geezuzzm cain't ya see I'm tryin ta sleeyeep ovah heyah??" so we stabbed him and gouged his eyeballs out with a spoon and then painted them and hid them so the other kids could get a nice surprise when they found them and then we went to the zoo and watched the Tigers OMG TIGERS ARE SO CUTE I WANT TO HOLD THEM AND LOVE THEM AND KISS THE 4EVER and then we threw some bunnies into the Tiger cages bacause the poor things looked so hungry and we were like "Awww". But then they ate the bunnies and the were still sad and hungry and the security gaurds were like "Hey! I thought I told you.." and were like "WHATEVER" and threw them into the tiger cages too and and then we went back to the school ahd a great party giving out booze to the minors and I was like "eh screw this! we need more strippers that wot, ay?" and that's where things really got going - there was this ninja babe stripper and a pirate babe stripper and a parrot and they started mud wrestling and one thing led to another.. needless to say that parrot was scarred for lifeand yeah it was all cool until the principal broke in and said "HEY WHATS GOING ON HERE.. and why wasn't I invited?" So then we handed him a bear (followed by him screaming "BUt I wanted a BEER, while the bear mauled him.. oh that Mr. Misterson he so funnay!) and started dancing in formation to MJ's Thriller (Horrible Child molestor person!!!!). Liitle did we know that some REAL Zombies had mingled with the crowd and they were eating peoples brains and we were like "oh you guys!" "That's so cool!" "It looks like PeeWee's really dead!!! Don't it peeWee?", and Peewee was like "..." and then we figured it out and it all made perfect sensse! What better date for the dead to rise than on Easter? SO we grabbed our shotguns and started shooting them in the brains but they were too many so me and this other guy and this pregnant lady found Hugh Laurie and his helicopter and hid out in a Mall shooting Zombies and stuff while trying out perfumes in Macey's (wild orchid scent... ahhhh) but the zombies got my friend and Hugh Laurie and the the zombiefied corpses of John Landis and John Romoero broke in through the window and I was like I'VE HAD ENOUGH! So we gave the zombies some beers and had a mega Dance Dance Revolution party....

...and then we got drunk!

Wait... what were we talking about again?

Grabmygoblin · Post by **Grabmygoblin** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 9:30 am

uuhhh... I had chocolate... and my parents gave me a little plush duck....
*hides from Mr. Bob*

Dark Knight ez · Post by **Dark Knight ez** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 9:48 am

i enjoyed it like i do with every holiday:
beer, movies, snacks, and sleep..... LOTS of sleep.

.... i'm kind of jealous of grab-her-gobl though.

Mr.Bob · Post by **Mr.Bob** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 2:16 am

Grab her gobble-gobble?
Hoo-HAH! Ah'm always up for good ol' fashined turkey hunt!

*Loads up shotgun and jumps on the back of a pick-up truck*
Yeeeeeeehaw! Lit's rounnnnd 'em up!

Jaster! · Post by **Jaster!** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 8:43 am

You have pants on your head.

I... y'know. Just so you know.

Dark Knight ez · Post by **Dark Knight ez** » Wed Apr 21, 2004 9:30 am

you say tomatoe, i say tomato.
you call it pants, i call it an orange wig.

Jaster! · Post by **Jaster!** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 11:03 am

Ibuh! Geebah! Hoobah shoobah?

Grabmygoblin · Post by **Grabmygoblin** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 11:43 am

Grabmygoblin · Post by **Grabmygoblin** » Sat Apr 24, 2004 3:33 pm

more evidence that ninjas and pirates can live together peacefully

Jaster! · Post by **Jaster!** » Sat Apr 24, 2004 8:25 pm

I totally just got back from watching a very good performance of "The Pirates of Penzance", and now I feel inspired to do some sort of parody invovling The Ninjas of Penzance. Mostly I think the songs would be very fun to rewrite and perform.

The Napster Pirate made me laugh long and hard, though, I must say.

Dark Knight ez · Post by **Dark Knight ez** » Sun Apr 25, 2004 12:06 pm

mmm... carrot juice!
that animation made me laugh big time.

btw, there's no proof in Napster Pirate to show pirates and ninjas
can come along..... though i guess it is kind of sneaky..... ninja style sneaky.
i withdraw all i said. (but not what i typed, mwuahaha!)

err... i mean... YAR!

Grabmygoblin · Post by **Grabmygoblin** » Sun Apr 25, 2004 2:14 pm

Dark Knight ez wrote: btw, there's no proof in Napster Pirate to show pirates and ninjas
can come along..... though i guess it is kind of sneaky..... ninja style sneaky.
i withdraw all i said. (but not what i typed, mwuahaha!)

err... i mean... YAR!

yeah, but it's just such a great pic. it just proves that pirates are infinitely superiour to ninjas in every way. I mean, how have ninjas evolved with technology?

...I just ruined my plan to forge a treaty between the two parties, didn't I?

Jaster! · Post by **Jaster!** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 6:46 am

Hello? Robot Ninjas?

Mr.Bob · Post by **Mr.Bob** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 8:25 am

Jaster! wrote:I totally just got back from watching a very good performance of "The Pirates of Penzance", and now I feel inspired to do some sort of parody invovling The Ninjas of Penzance. Mostly I think the songs would be very fun to rewrite and perform.

That's the best idea ever!!!

I am the very model of an elite super ninja-guy,
I like to slash, hack, main and kill while flipping out and saying

Grabmygoblin · Post by **Grabmygoblin** » Tue Apr 27, 2004 11:42 am

Jaster! wrote:Hello? Robot Ninjas?

heh damn those robot ninjas they spoil everyone of my plots!

Mr.Bob wrote:
Jaster! wrote:I totally just got back from watching a very good performance of "The Pirates of Penzance", and now I feel inspired to do some sort of parody invovling The Ninjas of Penzance. Mostly I think the songs would be very fun to rewrite and perform.
That's the best idea ever!!!

I am the very model of an elite super ninja-guy,
I like to slash, hack, main and kill while flipping out and saying

Jaster! · Post by **Jaster!** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 2:35 pm

Star Trek characters singing the Ninjas of Penzance? Aren't you afreed we'll reach critical geek-hood and cause the universe to implode here? Wouldn't be the first time!

Dark Knight ez · Post by **Dark Knight ez** » Tue May 11, 2004 1:55 pm

afraid? Vulcan pirate scumm (with ninja-like greetings)
do not have emotions... such as fear... and the likes... and stuff.

hey! a butterfly! PWETTY!

Jaster! · Post by **Jaster!** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 11:07 pm

Dooby doo.

So.

I did a story about Pirates and Ninjas. Huh? Yeah? Did you notice that? I know there's people looking at the site and a few of you going to the forum, so you've gotta be reading stuff. Does anybody like it? Does anybody hate it? I threw it all together in record time, and hard copies of it exist in a compilation book. If you were at the San Diego comic con, and were even remotely cool to me, chances are you have a copy of that book.

I would really enjoy opinions on it, if anyone would be kind enough to give them to me. I'm trying new things, and it's fun, but I have no idea if any of it is cool or not.

Also: There are several ARG! references in this story. Spot them all and win a prize, maybe! Possibly.