creative approaches to death and dismemberment ...

Postby Pirx on Tue Sep 18, 2001 6:43 am

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I've spent the past year thinking up a different approach to death and dismemberment each and every weekday. Believe me, I have some creative ideas for you.
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Well put. I heard of a very creative idea from som Israeli general or something:<P>Apparently, these people believe that, als fighters in a holy war, they'll be in seventh heaven after they die. But apparently, this is only possible if they are "pure" when buried. You aren't "pure" in that sense if you have, for example, been in contact with a pig without going through some cleaning ritual. So it was suggested that the remains of suicide bombers should be buried <I>wrapped into pig intestines</I>. That should pose some discouragement for further candidates for "seventh heaven".<P>You know, if Bin Laden is ever found, I propose that his remains are <I>fed</I> to pigs. There can't be a worse way to be buried but in the form of pig shit ...
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Postby Lee Herold on Tue Sep 18, 2001 8:20 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by pirx:
<B>You know, if Bin Laden is ever found, I propose that his remains are <I>fed</I> to pigs. There can't be a worse way to be buried but in the form of pig shit ...</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Have you read <I>Hannibal</I>? (I haven't seen the movie, so I don't know if the pig part carries over.)<P>------------------
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Postby Gavin Chafin on Tue Sep 18, 2001 8:34 am

I might not be around for a while. I heard that they're offering a $5 million reward for bin Laden. I'm heading over to Afghanistan with a couple buddies of mine, A .22 pistol, and a case of Budweiser. Wish me luck. <P>------------------
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Postby Michael on Tue Sep 18, 2001 9:29 am

You'll have to get there before my wife and I do... Darn, the babysitter's booked.<P>Personally, I think the sum should be <I>more</I>, and the US should provide vehicle transportation to some friendy more-or-less close place, like, say, France.<P>Then you mount a camera on the pickup hood of every redneck in America, and broadcast the fun.<P>See, this way, everybody's a winner. The participants get to be on TV every day for a few weeks, the military saves a bunch of money, the American public gets to do what it does best (watch TV and root for the good guys) and it gives just a whole new meaning to the term <I>vigilante justice</I>.<P>And -- this is the key part -- it exposes the entire Middle East to a very clear picture of what America is. In a way nobody in the world will ever forget. Uniquely American.<P>I like this plan even better than my original plan of chaining all known accomplices to posts in Grand Central Station.<P>------------------
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Postby Broberds on Tue Sep 18, 2001 10:42 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lee Herold:
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the pig part carries over.
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Man, I am never gonna understand this New Math.
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