Enter Ryan .... who is not Jesse.

[Ryan (Not Jesse)]

Well. Eleven in the morning on Friday, and instead of doing something productive like, oh, going to class, I'm here registering for the TAC forum. Mostly just so that I can re-affirm Jesse's belief that I am omnipresent.

P.S. Jesse: I can't get on to the comics site. Is it broken or is my useless computer?

-Ryan

I like Presents

[Toastmaster]

No, one of keenspace's servers went down, and we were one of the comics on it. So don't despair!

[Ryan (Not Jesse)]

I'll despair if I wish. Now cower! *slap*

-Ryan

P.S. I found Splinter Cell. My friend has it. When I get it back it's yours. Providing you can promise me you won't urinate on it and fling poo at me.

[Toastmaster]

I promise nothing!

[Ryan (Not Jesse)]

Fine. I'll give it to you because you've been good. But If I find poo in my CD case, I'm going to be veeeery upset. And you know what I do when I'm upset. *hefts the sodomy rod*

-Ryan

[Toastmaster]

Thumbs up for sodomy!

(GUESS WHERE THEY'RE UP!!?!?)

[Ryan (Not Jesse)]

*sigh* ....are they possibly up your, bum, Jesse?

[Toastmaster]

wwwhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooo!