Impending Theft!

[Just Zoot]

"He really puts the 'turd' in 'Saturday'."

I am stealing this line and using it at the first appropriate opportunity.

[Chef Troy]

"He really puts the 'turd' in 'Saturday'."

I am stealing this line and using it at the first appropriate opportunity.

Okay, but if you're not using it to impress someone you're trying to seduce, I expect you to credit the comic and let them know they can expect more uproarious laughter if they come read it.