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Alright.

Post by VileTerror »

* fires Darky's old crew using conventional rocket technology *

I hope they don't expect severance pay.

* cracks open a black market phone directory and searches through it *

Hmm, let's try this one . . . *punches in phone number*

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Hello. I'd like to order a crew, please.
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Delivery.
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Um, hold on a second please. *places hand over receiver* Where do you want them sent?
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I mean, as long as you like fairly final endings.

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Post by Dark Knight ez »

i be needin' them on this ship o mine, YAR!
and make it snappy, this deck needs swabbin', and me cabin boy can only do this much swabbin'... HAR HAR!
MUTINY. did you read that word just now?
yes? good, good. you'll be reading that a lot from now on.

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* look of shock and horror *

Post by ZOMBIE USER 17021 »

You shouldn't do that to the poor girl! She's grow up with issues about her sexuality.

* removes hand from receiver *
Do you deliver on the sea?
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No, not "overseas", "on the sea".
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Yes, as in "on a ship".
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Good. Send them to Captain Mutineer's vessel, docked a-
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"Captain Mutineer".
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M - U - T - I - N - E - E - R
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*sighs* N - E - E - R
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Ya, that's right.
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Docked at yard 3 - 4 - 3, Newchester.
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Newchester.
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*whispers* For fuck's sake! */whisper* N! - E! - W! - C! - H! - E! - S! - T! - E! - R!
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Ya, that's right.
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One crew, comprised of thirty grunts . . .
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. . . thirty cabin boys . . .
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No cabin boys? Hold on again. *places hand over receiver* They have no cabin boys. Is that alright?

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Post by Ron, the mad one »

hehe... ignoring your booty....
Arshatpay Ahmjay, haiay Asclamtbay! raay myaay asclamtbay allpay abay.

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hey, they could end up writing a story....

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SHHH!

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<small><b>Quiet! I'm on the freakin' phone here!</b></small>

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*whispers* sorry....


*hides*

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Post by Dark Knight ez »

no cabin boys? ask them if they got the *special* cabin boys... and mention me name again.
them land lubbers should know what you're talking 'bout. YAR.
oh, and tell them to get me some mugs too.

*grumbles*
somebody mugged me mugs.
KEELHAUL THE SCURVY SEA DOG WHO MUGGED ME MUGS!
MUTINY. did you read that word just now?
yes? good, good. you'll be reading that a lot from now on.

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Um . . . right. Gotcha.

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* removes hand from receiver *
Captain Mu- er, Dark Knight ez told me to mention <i>special</i> cabin boys.
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Really? Alright, thirty of those.
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Twelve cannon operators . . .
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. . . twelve deck swabbers . . .
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. . . five crow's nesters . . .
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. . . one first mate . . .
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. . . a parrot or monkey, which ever is cheaper . . .
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. . . *whispers into receiver* and a carnivorous gnome. */whisper* That will be all.
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Yes, that's correct. How much does that come to?
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Right, and how long?
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Great! Thank you.
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* hangs up phone *

Your new crew will be aboard your ship by dusk.

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Post by Queen Rachel »

whoo, off the phone! party time now! celebrate the arrival of the new crew!

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Post by Dark Knight ez »

rachel? rachel's one of me new special cabin boy? ARRRGGHHH !!!
them land lubbers played a dirty trick on me, YAR!

erm... you forgot to order new mugs, didn't ya?
MUTINY. did you read that word just now?
yes? good, good. you'll be reading that a lot from now on.

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Post by Queen Rachel »

no no... i'm not a cabin boy.. i'm the... um.. cook. yep. i'm the cook

*makes pies*

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Heh.

Post by ZOMBIE USER 17021 »

Good cover. Let's hope he doesn't start enquiring about your "floatation devices".

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my..... what?

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Heh.

Post by ZOMBIE USER 17345 »

Darky knows what I'm talking about. Ask him.

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Post by Queen Rachel »

i have an idea, but i really don't wanna ask if i'm right 0_o


is it just me that has the dirty mind?

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HA!

Post by ZOMBIE USER 17345 »

No. Your mind is a lot cleaner than most.

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Post by Queen Rachel »

well now that youknow what i'm talking about.

am i right?

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Im noticing a serious lack of music links in these replies...

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Yes.

Post by ZOMBIE USER 17345 »

As am I. Pity about that, yes?

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