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- VileTerror
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Alright.
* fires Darky's old crew using conventional rocket technology *
I hope they don't expect severance pay.
* cracks open a black market phone directory and searches through it *
Hmm, let's try this one . . . *punches in phone number*
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Hello. I'd like to order a crew, please.
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Delivery.
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Um, hold on a second please. *places hand over receiver* Where do you want them sent?
I hope they don't expect severance pay.
* cracks open a black market phone directory and searches through it *
Hmm, let's try this one . . . *punches in phone number*
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Hello. I'd like to order a crew, please.
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Delivery.
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Um, hold on a second please. *places hand over receiver* Where do you want them sent?
Haughty spirit and pride make for a wild roller coaster ride!
I mean, as long as you like fairly final endings.
I mean, as long as you like fairly final endings.
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- Location: you'll never find out where i'm scheming, planning my coupe de... err... coupe d.... MUTINY!
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- Cartoon Hero
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* look of shock and horror *
You shouldn't do that to the poor girl! She's grow up with issues about her sexuality.
* removes hand from receiver *
Do you deliver on the sea?
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No, not "overseas", "on the sea".
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Yes, as in "on a ship".
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Good. Send them to Captain Mutineer's vessel, docked a-
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"Captain Mutineer".
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M - U - T - I - N - E - E - R
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*sighs* N - E - E - R
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Ya, that's right.
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Docked at yard 3 - 4 - 3, Newchester.
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Newchester.
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*whispers* For fuck's sake! */whisper* N! - E! - W! - C! - H! - E! - S! - T! - E! - R!
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Ya, that's right.
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One crew, comprised of thirty grunts . . .
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. . . thirty cabin boys . . .
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No cabin boys? Hold on again. *places hand over receiver* They have no cabin boys. Is that alright?
* removes hand from receiver *
Do you deliver on the sea?
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No, not "overseas", "on the sea".
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Yes, as in "on a ship".
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Good. Send them to Captain Mutineer's vessel, docked a-
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"Captain Mutineer".
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M - U - T - I - N - E - E - R
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*sighs* N - E - E - R
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Ya, that's right.
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Docked at yard 3 - 4 - 3, Newchester.
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Newchester.
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*whispers* For fuck's sake! */whisper* N! - E! - W! - C! - H! - E! - S! - T! - E! - R!
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Ya, that's right.
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One crew, comprised of thirty grunts . . .
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. . . thirty cabin boys . . .
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No cabin boys? Hold on again. *places hand over receiver* They have no cabin boys. Is that alright?
- Ron, the mad one
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- Cartoon Hero
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SHHH!
<small><b>Quiet! I'm on the freakin' phone here!</b></small>
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- Location: you'll never find out where i'm scheming, planning my coupe de... err... coupe d.... MUTINY!
no cabin boys? ask them if they got the *special* cabin boys... and mention me name again.
them land lubbers should know what you're talking 'bout. YAR.
oh, and tell them to get me some mugs too.
*grumbles*
somebody mugged me mugs.
KEELHAUL THE SCURVY SEA DOG WHO MUGGED ME MUGS!
them land lubbers should know what you're talking 'bout. YAR.
oh, and tell them to get me some mugs too.
*grumbles*
somebody mugged me mugs.
KEELHAUL THE SCURVY SEA DOG WHO MUGGED ME MUGS!
MUTINY. did you read that word just now?
yes? good, good. you'll be reading that a lot from now on.
yes? good, good. you'll be reading that a lot from now on.
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- Cartoon Hero
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Um . . . right. Gotcha.
* removes hand from receiver *
Captain Mu- er, Dark Knight ez told me to mention <i>special</i> cabin boys.
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Really? Alright, thirty of those.
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Twelve cannon operators . . .
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. . . twelve deck swabbers . . .
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. . . five crow's nesters . . .
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. . . one first mate . . .
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. . . a parrot or monkey, which ever is cheaper . . .
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. . . *whispers into receiver* and a carnivorous gnome. */whisper* That will be all.
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Yes, that's correct. How much does that come to?
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Right, and how long?
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Great! Thank you.
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* hangs up phone *
Your new crew will be aboard your ship by dusk.
Captain Mu- er, Dark Knight ez told me to mention <i>special</i> cabin boys.
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Really? Alright, thirty of those.
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Twelve cannon operators . . .
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. . . twelve deck swabbers . . .
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. . . five crow's nesters . . .
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. . . one first mate . . .
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. . . a parrot or monkey, which ever is cheaper . . .
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. . . *whispers into receiver* and a carnivorous gnome. */whisper* That will be all.
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Yes, that's correct. How much does that come to?
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Right, and how long?
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Great! Thank you.
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* hangs up phone *
Your new crew will be aboard your ship by dusk.
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- Cartoon Hero
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Heh.
Good cover. Let's hope he doesn't start enquiring about your "floatation devices".
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- Cartoon Hero
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Heh.
Darky knows what I'm talking about. Ask him.
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- Cartoon Hero
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HA!
No. Your mind is a lot cleaner than most.
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- Cartoon Hero
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Yes.
As am I. Pity about that, yes?