Hostile take over

[DBZVelena]

Since this place is empty, and i'm in a wierd mood.
(not to mention a newbie to KeenSpace)
I've desided that I'm taking over this particular forum.
Why?
Cus I'm a Lunatic, and Lunatic's do crazy things.

Also I'm wondering how long it will take before somebody notises my presence here.
So, I'm gona hang out in here.
And lets see what happens....

[DBZVelena]

Nobody has come here yet.
So I'm still hangin here.
I laughing my ass off!

[ZOMBIE USER 17021]

I'm hostilely taking the forum from you!

Attack him my mutant hordes!

[DBZVelena]

*Retaliates with an army of Pocket Bishonen*
Get him my loves, show him we are master here!!!

[ZOMBIE USER 17021]

I'm not male, bub. Don't forget it!

* war breaks out between freaks and mutants *

Ahhhh . . . bloody carnage. Good for the soul.

[DBZVelena]

*Hands the Heero's some guns and the Duo's explosives.*
Have fun boy's and blow em sky high!
*watches as the Saiyans Ki blast whole groups at a time.*
Now who's gonna win, ya think?

[ZOMBIE USER 17021]

* mutants resublimate wholly *
This could carry on for a long time.

[Dark Knight ez]

PIRATES! BOARD THIS BOARD!
YAR HAR HAR!

*halts nearby pirate*
YOU! Get me some mo' grog, ya sea urchin'!

[ZOMBIE USER 17021]

Now I have to deal with pirates too? I'd rather some allies . . .

ATTENTION MUTANTS! Activate your Mamnok glands! We'll need the extra buzz sooner than I anticipated.

[Dark Knight ez]

Stop being such a scallawag!
Me pirates ain't in the mood to fight mutants.
We're just here to plunder ya know.

AND WHERE'S ME GROG?!?!

[ZOMBIE USER 17021]

You can use the battery acid in that other guy's 'mechs if you want. I hear grog isn't much more than acid and alcohol anyway.

[Dark Knight ez]

... NO! one, i'm thirsty.
and two, we only use grog for two things:
- drinking, and
- burning through bars of a jail cell

so... NO! get yer own.

[DBZVelena]

That reminds me, I still need to catch me a Captain Jack Sparrow Bishonen!

[Dark Knight ez]

Ya can stop fishin' for 'im,
let's just say his mouth was too small for his peg leg. HAR HAR.

[DBZVelena]

Ya can stop fishin' for 'im,
let's just say his mouth was too small for his peg leg. HAR HAR.

Have you even seen Pirates of the Caribbean?
Never mind, the anwser is mostlikely NO.
*goes off to hook her self a Will Turner, as bait for the Jack Sparrow.

[Dark Knight ez]

movies? i don't live in movies, ya sea urchin'!
i'm a real life pirate... now go and polish me peg leg!

... but first, get me my grog!

[DBZVelena]

Go polish it ya self ya sea urchin.

*stalks off with her recently caught Will Turner.*

[Dark Knight ez]

HAR! the las has some wit!
... not very original, as it's stolen, but wit nontheless!
i'm honoured being quoted, though.
but YAR, i'll let yhe walk the plank now, ya scurvy sea dog!
and after that, keelhaulling it is! YAR HAR HAR!


mutiny will do this forum good, yar.

[VileTerror]

I take it our battle is postponed until she's finished with her homosexual pirate, yes?

[Dark Knight ez]

that'll take a long time...
i hereby claim this forum ours...
let this day be known as MUTINY.01 DAY !!!