October Search Strings

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 12:00 pm

Okee dokee....out of October's search strings that brought people to my comic there were a few that stood out for one reason or another.

Here are the ones I found particularily odd, sick, or amusing.

16 0.46% tentacoo wape

I love that people are asking for it by name now.

10 0.29% pikachu sucks a cock

Yeah... that movie never made it to North America.

7 0.20% richard karandosh

They're looking for him.

5 0.14% cocktoberfest

I knew this holiday would catch on!

5 0.14% drunk and bitter jesus

People are always looking for Jesus.

4 0.12% buck cake

Accept no substitutes.

4 0.12% sad snow piro

Heheheheheeee...

3 0.09% Megatokyo yaoi

EEEEeeeeeheheheheheeeee!

3 0.09% carved canes

They're looking for my Gimp Stick!

3 0.09% dads little girl

DUDE!

3 0.09% invisible penis

Looking for an invisible penis?

3 0.09% too young for sex

DUDE! Not cool!

2 0.06% homestar runner hentai

I can't believe people actually look for this.

2 0.06% how to draw megatokyo

Oh I am so not the guy to ask about that.

2 0.06% naked girls with guitars

Hey... I wouldn't mind some of those myself.

2 0.06% puppy shemale

Paging Tara Emory. You have anything to help these guys out?

1 0.03% Big Fake Heart Attack

Woohoo!

1 0.03% Children being spanked with belts

DUDE! Seriously, don't make me hurt you!

1 0.03% Comic art shonen knife

And then came the lawsuit.

1 0.03% Only You Can Prevent Insanity band members

Wow! There's an oldie. Wonder who this was.

1 0.03% Receiving a spanking from dad

Eeeew!

1 0.03% a mom gives a spanking demo

WTF!?!

1 0.03% canada flap hat

Like I said, WTF!?!

1 0.03% chibi tentacle sex buck cake

Hello!

1 0.03% child abuse with leather belts

DUDE! Seriously! You're creeping me out here!

1 0.03% comic strip people aggressive in a harmful way

That just had to be someone Japanese doing that search.

1 0.03% family affair love me spanking

I'm still scarred by that episode.

1 0.03% goofy accordionist guy I saw on Much Music

Hehehe. Someone is having fun with me.

1 0.03% green elf has shot the food

Red Wizard, your lifeforce is running out.

1 0.03% his first big cock comic

From Fisher Price.

1 0.03% jody's ass comic

Wow, more fan's of "Jody's Ass Comic".

1 0.03% little girl uncle fuck

Which part of "DUDE!" didn't you understand.

1 0.03% mistress sissy panties

Heheheheh... Now if that's not a new character I don't know who is.

1 0.03% monkey sucks cock

I would never let a monkey anywhere near any part of my anatomy that looks like a banana.

1 0.03% pikachu will suck cock for food

Hey will too, you know.

1 0.03% pretty sissy panties

New, from Hasbro.

1 0.03% spanking grown women

Now that's more like it dude.

1 0.03% strong bad yaoi

It still makes me giggle.

Y|yukichigai · Post by **Y|yukichigai** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 2:23 pm

2 0.06% puppy shemale

It's not the search so much that more than one person was searching for it.

Mykosis · Post by **Mykosis** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 3:39 pm

yep...I was the one looking for StrongBad Yaoi.
Guilty as Charged. moof!

Y|yukichigai · Post by **Y|yukichigai** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 8:12 pm

Okay, what search services did these come from anyway? 'cause StrongBad Yaoi hasn't given me your site yet via google.

Xor · Post by **Xor** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 8:41 pm

Put it in as "strong bad yaoi" without the quotes and it's the first link on the left. You can't miss it!

Tha_Pig · Post by **Tha_Pig** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 1:48 am

Thats funny! My question is, how come those searched result on your comic page?

Do you have "picachu sucks cock" on our meta tags?

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 5:31 am

It's probably because they entered the search string without quotation marks. In which case it returns a positive because somewhere on my site I have the word cock, pikachu, and sucks.

Goddessmisca · Post by **Goddessmisca** » Sun Nov 09, 2003 3:35 pm

TENTACOO WAPE!!

AkaneJones · Post by **AkaneJones** » Sun Nov 09, 2003 4:11 pm

Ah a good laugh that was.
Now wait just a minute what's up with the Sad girl in Snow anyway, and how come I drew one of those back in 97' very odd phenomenon.

EKDS5k · Post by **EKDS5k** » Sun Nov 09, 2003 11:30 pm

Actually I followed the links, and there is, in fact, a picture of some StrongBad yaoi on the site. And a metatag somewhere reads "Pikachu sucks cock for food."

So yeah.

The fact that people were searching for that, though....

Mykosis · Post by **Mykosis** » Mon Nov 10, 2003 11:17 am

hey! Stop Persecuting Me!
I like StrongBad, and I like gay porn.
Don't judge me!

Tha_Pig · Post by **Tha_Pig** » Mon Nov 10, 2003 7:56 pm

Finally I know how to attract some visits to my web page!

I'm adding "Sailor Moon gang-bang tentacle rape" "Yu-Gi-Oh yaoi ass rape doujin" and "Godzilla S&M bondage Cthulhu" to my meta tags! 8)

Happypeepeehead · Post by **Happypeepeehead** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 4:20 pm

I was planning on adding tons of meta tags on kiddy pics all over the place on my site. I think I was just too lazy.

Y|yukichigai · Post by **Y|yukichigai** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 8:24 pm

"Bea Arthur naked anal beastiality" is popular as well.

Slander · Post by **Slander** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 11:06 pm

Tara Emory is fucking hawt.

Happypeepeehead · Post by **Happypeepeehead** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 7:37 am

I envy her ability to acquire all those clothes...

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 8:54 am

I think she makes them.

Happypeepeehead · Post by **Happypeepeehead** » Wed Nov 12, 2003 3:49 pm

Then I envy her ability to find such beautiful material. *works on the sewing*

Jackalope · Post by **Jackalope** » Tue Nov 18, 2003 11:15 am

Actually, if you really want sources, I can tell you where to find zebra stripe PVC and other bizarre fetish fabrics. The real problem is learning to sew with PVC, vinyl and leather as they're not nearly as forgiving as woven fabrics. If you want the ultimate expensive and hard-to-work fabric, check out Luminex, which is LED-lit fiber optic fabric.

Oh, and hello. My name's Lee, I've just finally gotten around to registering here but I've been lurking for a while. I play as a musician for the world's first and foremost BDSM/fetish/GBLT/just plain bent morris team, The White Rats ($%#!, the website's down at the moment). Ah well, Photo of us at the San Francisco Gay Pride Parade this year