Well.....fuck.

[Spectralsingularity]

I suppose now there are so many comics gone they'll be alot of distraught readers out there looking for new comics to fill the void. Time for us survivors to cash in! Starting next week we're changing format at COS, in the new storyline the characters open up what I've termed a "sex shop" with sexy results! Um, in now way is this a rip off of any...cough...other comics, I just feel like it's time to give proper attention to the sex shop audience..cough cough....

[Spectralsingularity]

I suppose now there are so many comics gone they'll be alot of distraught readers out there looking for new comics to fill the void. Time for us survivors to cash in! Starting next week we're changing format at COS, in the new storyline the characters open up what I've termed a "sex shop" with sexy results! Um, in no way is this a rip off of any...cough...other comics, I just feel like it's time to give proper attention to the sex shop audience..cough cough....

Oh and I'm chaning Alex's name to Jamie, and Kubo will henceforth be called "Nick"....no reason....

[Saganaki]

I suppose now there are so many comics gone they'll be alot of distraught readers out there looking for new comics to fill the void. Time for us survivors to cash in! Starting next week we're changing format at COS, in the new storyline the characters open up what I've termed a "sex shop" with sexy results! Um, in now way is this a rip off of any...cough...other comics, I just feel like it's time to give proper attention to the sex shop audience..cough cough....

Sexy results? How can I refuse?

[-Yanagi-San-]

I suppose now there are so many comics gone they'll be alot of distraught readers out there looking for new comics to fill the void. Time for us survivors to cash in! Starting next week we're changing format at COS, in the new storyline the characters open up what I've termed a "sex shop" with sexy results! Um, in now way is this a rip off of any...cough...other comics, I just feel like it's time to give proper attention to the sex shop audience..cough cough....

Hey....that sounds awfully familiar...

Oh shoot! I think I stole your idea without knowing it! Sorry 'bout that. I'll just delete my comic now-^^

Oh wait, schlock did it for me! How <i>nice</i> of them!!! ^__^

[ZOMBIE USER 13217]

You can always count on Schlock.

[Saganaki]

such an appropriately named server...

[JJcareksims]

Oh, and did everyone know they can manually update their site's main page? I just found out! If you take the banner code:

Code: Select all

<SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript">
<!--
var axel = Math.random() + "";
var ord = Math.round(axel * 1000000);
// This part of script alleviates a Netscape document.write bug
NS4 = document.layers;
if (NS4) {
origWidth = innerWidth;
origHeight = innerHeight;
}
function reDo() {
if (innerWidth != origWidth || innerHeight != origHeight)
location.reload();
}
if (NS4) onresize = reDo;
//-->
</SCRIPT>
    
<script language="javascript" type="text/javascript">
<!--
var adcookie = "";
var keenadsize = "normal";
var warpenabled = false;
var adfvalid = false;
var replad = "";
var adbanloc = "";
var warpalive = true;
var gavzadid = "keenspace";
//-->
</script>
<SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JAVASCRIPT" SRC="http://www.keenspot.org/premium-services/getcookie.cgi">
</SCRIPT>
 <SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JAVASCRIPT">
 <!--
if (adcookie != "") {
 document.write("<S"+"CRIPT LANGUAGE='JAVASCRIPT' SRC='http://www.keenspot.org/premium-services/decookie.cgi?"+ord+"'></S"+"CRIPT>");
 document.write("<S"+"CRIPT LANGUAGE='JAVASCRIPT' SRC='http://www.keenspot.org/premium/warpcheck.js'></S"+"CRIPT>");
}
 //-->
</SCRIPT>
 <SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JAVASCRIPT">
 <!--
if (!adfvalid) {
 document.write("<S"+"CRIPT LANGUAGE='JAVASCRIPT' SRC='http://ad.keenspace.com/burstfn.js'><\/S"+"CRIPT>");
}
 //-->
</SCRIPT>

<script language="JavaScript">
<!--
if (adfvalid == true)  {
 document.write("<a href='"+afbanloc+"'><img border=0 width=468 height=60 src='"+replad+"'></a>");
} else {
ShowBurstAd('ad8223a','468','60');
}
// --></script>
<noscript><a href="http://www.burstnet.com/ads/ad8223a-map.cgi/ns" target="_top"><img src="http://www.burstnet.com/cgi-bin/ads/ad8223a.cgi/ns" width="468" height="60" border="0" alt="Click Here"></a>
</noscript>

...and you add it to your index template where "***advertisement***" is, rename it "index.html" and ftp it to your public_html directory, then you can at least see the main page of your site again! I used it to let my readers know what was going on.^^

I hope this helps some people.

THANK YOU!! *kisses Yag* gomen I know you got a guy and all but that was the best news I had for awhile!

[-Yanagi-San-]

No problem ^^
It's a time of crisis, ya know?

[Wiebe]

Well, I'm a Survivor for what it's worth... And I'm coming up on that year mark. Guess I better get some comics done.

[Sergei]

Commiserations to the Keenspace casualities. An attack of the server virus that's going round DURING the transfer of the database from schlock server which THEN failed... How unlucky can we get?

I was one of the lucky ones. In fact the whole thing happened while I was sick, I didn't even know... Just as well, or my hallucinations would've been a hell of a lot more fevered.

The only thing is, after three weeks forced inactivity I'm impatient to get back to updating - and I can't. I can FTP but my member hompage is gone. What should its address be now?

[-Yanagi-San-]

It will be the old one, members.keenspace.com, but they haven't gotten it back up yet. See back a few posts as to how to manually update the index page. ^^

[Sergei]

Thanks! I'll wait to see if automatic update runs on schedule tomorrow (3pm GMT), and if not I'll try that solution.

That huge javascript worries me slightly though... Ug cannot break with rock, cannot bite with teeth. Cross-platform scripting language strange to Ug.

[-Yanagi-San-]

WOOHOO!!!! *does happy dance*
Guess who got their html files back, intact, and without having to re-encode them? ME!!!! ^___^

*dances happily some more*

Some really sweet fan told me I could find them cashed at google.com! They were right!

Anyone missing html files, look up your site on http://www.google.com, and click on the "cashed" link. It saved my ass!!!!

*passes out free candy to everyone*

[ZOMBIE USER 13217]

eeee! CANdy!

[Krazy Krow]

Google cache rules. It often lets you into sites that would otherwise require a password.

[YarpsDat]

Oh, and did everyone know they can manually update their site's main page? I just found out! If you take the banner code:
[Big code]

...and you add it to your index template where "***advertisement***" is, rename it "index.html" and ftp it to your public_html directory, then you can at least see the main page of your site again! I used it to let my readers know what was going on.^^

I hope this helps some people.

THANK YOU!! *kisses Yag* gomen I know you got a guy and all but that was the best news I had for awhile!

thanks Yanagi!
and if you combine that with my

manual-update assistant, maybe you'll manage to fix your site.

[Ghastly]

My page was down again this morning but it's back up now. I just about started bawling like a schoolgirl with a skinned knee.

My nerves... my poor frazzled nerves.

I've got the online version of post tramatic stress disorder.

[Saganaki]

just my luck... FTP access was down, so I couldn't upload another comic to display on my forum. Of course, now that I'm at work, I can FTP...

I just hope someone'll be home when I take a break in an hour...

[KODAMA]

XD uh. umm.. what am I doing.
(watches the ftp do stuff, but isn't entirely sure if autokeen works)

[Sergei]

Status Report

My pages: All still there
FTP: Just fine 8)
Autokeen: Borked, apparently
Member homepage/Maual updating: Ex-parrot

So I can upload, but not update!

What did I do? I coded the last two day's worth of pages by hand, that is what I did. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh.