Taking Off

How far will Crash really get?

Poll ended at Thu Feb 06, 2003 4:33 pm

About 50 miles before he realizes he forgot to pack the car.
1
7%
Canadian Customs will detain him indefinitely as a possible subversive.
4
27%
US Customs will deport him to Uzbekistan.
0
No votes
Wolverines will bite off his kneecaps in Michigan.
0
No votes
Timberwolves in Minnesota will devour him and use his car to run down deer.
2
13%
A gang of wild Russet potatoes will capture and bake him in Idaho.
5
33%
All the way to Washington.
0
No votes
To Miami before he realizes he's looking at the map the wrong way.
3
20%
 
Total votes : 15

Taking Off

Postby Crash on Mon Jan 27, 2003 4:33 pm

Hey everyone, I'm leaving on my big trip out West to visit Devon tomorrow... six days or so to the West Coast. I'll be com-out for most of that time, unless I can find a local access number at a hotel along the way, so... Well, I can't really think of any good reason anyone will miss my posts in particular. But I'll miss all of you for the time I'm not able to get on... Stay good, don't flame anyone without me, and if I get lost, keep watch for me- I'll be stopping to knock on your door for directions. :) Wish me luck and please keep me in your thoughts.
Goodnight, and God bless!


*sings* I'm drivin', oh yes-sir-ee, I'm drivin', oh can't you see,
I'm drivin' right to that shining Sea...

Oh, does anyone know of any good restaurants in Brainerd, Minnesota?
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Postby MongooseQuarrel on Mon Jan 27, 2003 4:45 pm

(points at poll-Im 100% of the masses..!..for now.....and I saw that on Real TV :wink: !)

best of luck ta your journey- don't get amesia and forget everything all..soapopera-like! and stay safe, as I don't know how mad yer driving skillz are ^^;
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Postby Crash on Mon Jan 27, 2003 4:53 pm

MongooseQuarrel wrote:... I don't know how mad yer driving skillz are ^^;


Police departments in multiple states and one Province are currently salivating all over their powdered-sugar and jelly-stained uniforms...
: )
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Your ass is mine, Socrates!
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 7262 on Mon Jan 27, 2003 5:35 pm

Crash wrote:Police departments in multiple states and one Province are currently salivating all over their powdered-sugar and jelly-stained uniforms... : )

Crash, what does Ontario have to do with this? ... Oh, wait, now I'm holding the map upside-down!

(The irony is that Crash won't see this for at least a day or two, probably more.)
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Postby Gloria on Mon Jan 27, 2003 6:10 pm

WE'LL MISS YOU CRASH!!!


Drive safely! Be careful... you're the only hope I've got for seeing Devon anytime soon! 0.o

*hugs*
But seriously, dude, I'll be praying for you.

bye!
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 10925 on Mon Jan 27, 2003 7:10 pm

Take care! The internet will be much quieter without you.


... and it seems that "f)" was the most popular choice. :)
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 7262 on Mon Jan 27, 2003 7:17 pm

Spectre_Eric wrote:Take care! The internet will be much quieter without you.

He don't know us very well, do he? ;)
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Postby K. Ivan Ruppert on Mon Jan 27, 2003 8:46 pm

Other taters, yew kin reason with 'em, but Russets? Thems just plain MEAN!

Take care, Crash!
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Postby W.M.Y.L.G. Joe on Mon Jan 27, 2003 11:35 pm

Bye Crash! You'll be in my prayers, bro!
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You asked...

Postby Andrick on Tue Jan 28, 2003 4:56 am

{edit: Crash asked for some restaurants in Brainerd, I found some. That and I forgot to nix that Dairy Queen}
The Barn
711 Washington Street
Brainerd, MN
218-829-9297

Chaparral Restaurant & Lounge
5689 Hwy 25 North
Brainerd, MN
218-829-8861

Coco Moon
601 Laurel Street
Brainerd, MN
218-825-7955

Country Kitchen
1700 Fairview Road N
Brainerd, MN
218-829-1739

Cragun's
Hungry Gull Restaurant and Rookery Bar
218-825-2700 ext 807
Legacy clubhouse
218-825-2800 ext 8125

Diamond House Chinese Restaurant
520 Washington Street
Brainerd, MN
218-828-8782

Eclectic Caf
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Re: You asked...

Postby ZOMBIE USER 7262 on Tue Jan 28, 2003 4:32 pm

Andrick wrote:If it's brown drink it down,
if it's black send it back.

And if it's yellow, let it mellow?
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 10925 on Tue Jan 28, 2003 4:48 pm

(Re: Andrick's 4-page phone book)

Um, what does that have to do with this thread? :)
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Postby W.M.Y.L.G. Joe on Tue Jan 28, 2003 4:58 pm

Oh, does anyone know of any good restaurants in Brainerd, Minnesota?


I think he was just answering Crash's question. Now, if you want good resteraunts in OHIO, go get yerself some Skyline! Best food out of Cincy.
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 10925 on Tue Jan 28, 2003 5:35 pm

Ah, well, he asked for a *good* list, and was given 23 restaurants... :)
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 10915 on Tue Jan 28, 2003 6:31 pm

Crash wrote:Hey everyone, I'm leaving on my big trip out West to visit Devon tomorrow... six days or so to the West Coast.


What are you doing for the other two and a half days? :wink:

Tell Devon Hi! for me, tell him I honk when I'm driving through.

Be safe, pack extra food, water and blankets in case of car trouble.

MongooseQuarrel wrote: *sniffsniff* I smell like soy sauce!
Mmm...soy sauce....*snnniiiffff*


*sniff, sniff*

Mmmm, you do smell delicious! :o

Spectre_Eric wrote:... and it seems that "f)" was the most popular choice. :)


There is a gang of them around Idaho Falls he should look out for. :-?
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Postby Pengolodh_sc on Tue Jan 28, 2003 6:44 pm

Sheepdog wrote:
MongooseQuarrel wrote: *sniffsniff* I smell like soy sauce!
Mmm...soy sauce....*snnniiiffff*


*sniff, sniff*

Mmmm, you do smell delicious! :o


And sheepdogs are carnivorous, right? :o Should MonqooseQuarrel be worried?
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 10915 on Tue Jan 28, 2003 7:01 pm

pengolodh_sc wrote:
Sheepdog wrote:
MongooseQuarrel wrote: *sniffsniff* I smell like soy sauce!
Mmm...soy sauce....*snnniiiffff*


*sniff, sniff*

Mmmm, you do smell delicious! :o


And sheepdogs are carnivorous, right? :o Should MonqooseQuarrel be worried?


No worries. 8)

I'm an omnivore and I just ate dinner so the worst that might happen is a good lickin'. :wink:
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Postby TwoDifferentSox on Tue Jan 28, 2003 10:52 pm

Good luck Mr Crash!
Don't let the highway patrol catch you speeding! :D
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Re: Taking Off

Postby Tek Roo on Wed Jan 29, 2003 11:06 am

Crash wrote:Stay good, don't flame anyone without me, and if I get lost, keep watch for me- I'll be stopping to knock on your door for directions. :)


If you find yourself at my door, don't bother knocking -- just turn around and go back the way you came, continuing on past your point of departure and you should be there in no time!

Don't worry about the NYPD though (North Yorkshire Police Department), the most they can do to you is point at you and tell you to stop speeding, otherwise they will have to point at you again.
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Postby TechnoTiger on Wed Jan 29, 2003 2:49 pm

Good journey dude, bring lots a good road trax
also bring donuts to throw the cops of your trail :wink:
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