Porn Star name

ZOMBIE USER 12411 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12411** » Tue Jan 21, 2003 6:55 am

Heffa and I were discussing porn star names and how you supposedly "got" yours. Why we were talking about it.....I don't know.

Mine's supposedly Snowy Bateman. What's everybody elses?

first name: Name of your first pet
second name: first street you lived on

WWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

MinnieMay9 · Post by **MinnieMay9** » Tue Jan 21, 2003 7:57 am

mine would be Florisity Middlegate >,<

Randomaxe · Post by **Randomaxe** » Tue Jan 21, 2003 8:11 am

Um... Fred Houston.

That sounds more like a crappy comic book character name.

McBean · Post by **McBean** » Tue Jan 21, 2003 8:23 am

eee... why am I Buttercup Priscilla?
There's a flaw in this name thing.

Randomaxe · Post by **Randomaxe** » Tue Jan 21, 2003 8:42 am

McBean wrote:eee... why am I Buttercup Priscilla?
There's a flaw in this name thing.

Clearly, you're supposed to star in <i>special</i> porn. How do you look in a dress and a ball gag?

And where's Ghastly when you need him?

Sidwood · Post by **Sidwood** » Tue Jan 21, 2003 12:42 pm

I'd be "Rosie Woodpointe." This system provides a problem for men whose first pets were female.

My ideal pornstar name would be "F

:Razi Oak: · Post by **:Razi Oak:** » Tue Jan 21, 2003 12:58 pm

I'm Robert Lancaster (middle name, street), but if I use your fucked up system I instantly become Max Sexton.

Jaster! · Post by **Jaster!** » Tue Jan 21, 2003 1:15 pm

Mandy Route 52? I don't get it.

Warren · Post by **Warren** » Tue Jan 21, 2003 1:23 pm

It's all about "Schnitzel Miriam", baby!

Ok, so Max Sexton was a lot better.

UnFan? · Post by **UnFan?** » Tue Jan 21, 2003 3:08 pm

Angel North Shore.

Damn mine's shitty.

ZOMBIE USER 12536 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12536** » Tue Jan 21, 2003 3:30 pm

"Indy Kalisher" 8)

-Yanagi-San- · Post by **-Yanagi-San-** » Tue Jan 21, 2003 5:17 pm

Sheeba Casarin....

Weird... 0_o

-Yanagi-San- · Post by **-Yanagi-San-** » Tue Jan 21, 2003 5:20 pm

To get your drag queen name it's and your middle name and your mother's maiden name, or something like that. I dunno. I'm confused, and the forums have been dissolving into code for me for the past 2 days. -_-;

LAGtheNoggin · Post by **LAGtheNoggin** » Tue Jan 21, 2003 5:41 pm

Munchking Middlesex

Or Gex Middlesex if it's one's own first pet and not the family's... Hummm, I think I prefer Munchking...

Krazy Krow · Post by **Krazy Krow** » Tue Jan 21, 2003 5:43 pm

I don't remember the first street I lived on. But with the middle name system, I'm Thomas Edenstone. Awww yeahh... bow bow chikka chikka[/b]

Jaster! · Post by **Jaster!** » Tue Jan 21, 2003 7:02 pm

-Yanagi-San- wrote:To get your drag queen name it's and your middle name and your mother's maiden name, or something like that. I dunno. I'm confused, and the forums have been dissolving into code for me for the past 2 days. -_-;

My middle name IS my mother's maiden name....

And the forums keep turning to code for me too. So I'm glad it's not just me.

KedaDibandion · Post by **KedaDibandion** » Tue Jan 21, 2003 7:10 pm

Jaster! wrote: And the forums keep turning to code for me too. So I'm glad it's not just me.

Naw, there was some weirdass shit goin' on today, I tell you what....

Hee. Very odd to see the forums all wonky. Odder than usual.

Odd1 · Post by **Odd1** » Tue Jan 21, 2003 10:38 pm

KedaDibandion wrote:Naw, there was some weirdass shit goin' on today, I tell you what.... Hee. Very odd to see the forums all wonky. Odder than usual.

*Shifty eyes* What are you saying? >.o

*Runs away*

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Tue Jan 21, 2003 10:47 pm

Bucky Birchwood. Sounds like a lame Beatnik poet. Muffin Silver Spurs going back to the first pet/street that I can remember off hand.

Heffaloop · Post by **Heffaloop** » Tue Jan 21, 2003 11:22 pm

Lucky umm.. I can't remember the first street I lived on. I do know that the house has since been knocked down, however ^_^

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