C. Front end's the only end *I'd* load
If I ever had any, that is... Though A is a close second...
Cross Dozer with Portia and you get...?
A) Bad Attitude Skunk with a vibrating axe (all that electricity has to go somewhere...)
B) Pepe Le Boar (I'm blank on ideas atm)
C) Someone who sees things in black and white instead of color