I should be offended, since I do live near D.C. (In Baltimore, obviously), but I think it is hilarious.
Duke. Call me Duke.
<A HREF="http://www.angelfire.com/ego/andthen/" TARGET=_blank>Andthen...Fanfiction</A> Ah. Fanfic Paradise!
"There's a riddle. What's round on the end and HIIIIGGHHHH in the middle?"-Brak
"Uh, I know this. Switzerland?"-Zorak
"NO! It's O-hi-o-hi-o!"-Brak