Maybe it's because my brain is thoroughly phlegm-addled at the moment, but I don't get the last few comics, the nun joke and the think about the battery operated pigs and the army. What am I missing? Why is the nuns' soap missing? Is one of them using it as...erm...a...oh dear but that would sting, I would think, it would be like putting soap up your nose or something! And what about the pigs? Is this something in the news? Am I overthinking it? Ow my head.
<-confused, as always