Triple-choice game

[Matt Trepal]

The International Date Line, I think. The idea of going from one day to another merely by hopping over an imaginary line has a certain je ne sais qua to it.

In a rather offbeat sense, do you prefer:

a) the crunchy cookie center,
b) the chewy caramel, or
c) the chocolate coating?

[Labgoat]

The chewy caramel, definitely. It does so much to complete the other two. And it's better than nougat.

Hmmm... my question...

A.) Disney
B.) Dreamworks
C.) Don Bluth

[Matt Trepal]

Dreamworks, I think. I can't go wholehearted for Disney, despite Fanstasia, because they're Evil, and I haven't really ever liked a Don Bluth film. Plus, Dreamworks makes other movies besides those aimed solely at the little kid market. That's lame reasoning, but it's all I've got.

Your science-fiction drug of choice?

a) Soma (Brave New World).

b) Melange (Dune).

c) Dancer (Virtual Light).

[CaptainSpam]

The spice melange, of course. Can't get much better than an odd spice-like substance that trips you out bad and makes you see deep into the universe and such.

Mmm... better off-beat drink?

1) Sobe Mr. Green
2) Faygo Redpop
3) Bawls

[ZOMBIE USER 12701]

I've never heard of any of those, so I'll screw up the entire thing and say D) Surge

Now then... would you rather...

a) Be tormented eternally by having your teeth yanked out repeatedly by a medusa-faced succubus
b) Have a nuclear bomb drop on your head, yet the radioactivity causes you to remain alive and unable to die
c) Know the answer to life, the universe and everything, though it forces you to kill yourself over and over because humanity can't comprehend the fact that we're termites to the rest of the universe?

Whoa... going off on a rant with that one 8)

[Nitwit]

Have to choose b). The serial sucide aspects of c) sounds like it would get old really fast and a) sounds far too much like the nightmares I have after a trip to the dentist.

On any webcomic forum, would you rather be known
a) For your extensive knowledge of the comic's archives?
b) For your fanfic/fanart skills?
c) As the resident forum Grammar Nazi?

[CaptainSpam]

Damn... tricky choice, mate. I'd have to go with b, though... I'd rather be known for coming up with new stories and pics and such rather than simply knowing what's already happened.

Favorite doomsday scenario?
a) All-out nuclear war
b) Meteors, meteors, meteors!
c) Pauly Shore elected President of the United States

[ZOMBIE USER 12701]

Pauly Shore as president would not be a doomsday situation. In any event he'd probably make things BETTER for us foolish mortals. Nuclear fallout just tastes bad, so I'll have to go with B and hope I don't get hit in the head by one of those rocks

Now then... most obvious fact of Portia?

A) She really does have hidden love for the Yerz
B) Stronger than she looks
C) She's a closet lesbian with Britney Spears

Let the flames for that one begin!

[Matt Trepal]

Yet another question I can't answer! Although....

Britney Spears, eh?

No, no, no. I can't say anything.

And don't worry, Stalks, we're all pretty laid back here (especially me), so I don't believe there will be any flames.

At least, there better not be.

[Kellogg]

A) She really does have hidden love for the Yerz
B) Stronger than she looks
C) She's a closet lesbian with Britney Spears

I'm going to go with B as the most Obvious.
I think Portia's got better taste than C. She's more the Zig Zag type
I think.

A question:
Ummmm...

Do you think Stillwell's dancing ability comes from:
A) Natural untoutored talent
B) Rigorous ballroom training
C) Strict discipline on the part of a mother who's an ex child-star and
wanted him to become a Ballet dancer

Scott (Okay, so my real reason for posting is to just send out e-mail notifications to everyone that the forum is in fact working) Kellogg

[ZOMBIE USER 12701]

I meant physically stronger, actually. But anyway. I'll have to say A) only because I can actually see Stilly as having a LOT of talent. The other two choices just bring it out. What we need now is for him to tap dance on Hamm's face

New character you'd like to see introduced?

A) Kitten with a whip
B) Outback Kangaroo
C) Serpentwoman with a bo

[CaptainSpam]

What? Ocelotman with a Four-Year Education In Advanced Calculus isn't a choice?

Then I'd have to go with A) Kitten with a Whip. If not for anything else than the memories of seeing Kevin Murphy wearing that stupid costume in MST3K that once. :-)

Best day to start Christmas shopping?

A) The day after Thanksgiving
B) The day before Christmas
C) New Year's Eve

[ThePooka]

Day before Christmas! Always works for me :) I seem to find just what I need in 2 hours before all the stores close. I have weird karma sometimes.

1)Chocolate and Peanut Butter?
2)Peanut Butter and Jelly?
3)Chocolate and Fruit?

[Nitwit]

Peanut butter and Jelly. I've never tried the others, although I have now filed them away under "stuff to try when bored and hungry".

Coming up with questions for this thread requires
a) wit?
b) knowledge?
or c) a touch of lunancy?

[ZOMBIE USER 12701]

Definately C. We HAVE to be insane to keep this up this long.

And now to pick on Fawn for once instead of Portia...

Outfit you'd like to see Matt draw Fawn in?

A) Phoenix-esque, complete with fire magic
B) "Innocent" Cheerleader
C) Goth Slut

[ZOMBIE USER 12701]

Definately C. We HAVE to be insane to keep this up this long.

And now to pick on Fawn for once instead of Portia...

Outfit you'd like to see Matt draw Fawn in?

A) Phoenix-esque, complete with fire magic
B) "Innocent" Cheerleader
C) Goth Slut

[ZOMBIE USER 12701]

Definately C. We HAVE to be insane to keep this up this long.

And now to pick on Fawn for once instead of Portia...

Outfit you'd like to see Matt draw Fawn in?

A) Phoenix-esque, complete with fire magic
B) "Innocent" Cheerleader
C) Goth Slut

[Matt Trepal]

Once again I snooze and, therefore, lose. I had an answer for the Pooka's question, but I certainly can't touch this one!

Stalks has admitted to being a raging FCE fanboy, but Scott, you seem to have been thinking about a certain something....



(and I'd delete the multiple posts, except that the last time I tried that I whacked the whole thread)

[Matt Trepal]

Once again I snooze and, therefore, lose. I had an answer for the Pooka's question, but I certainly can't touch this one!

Stalks has admitted to being a raging FCE fanboy, but Scott, you seem to have been thinking about a certain something....



(and I'd delete those extra posts, but the last time I tried that I whacked the whole thread)

[Matt Trepal]

Blarg. Stupid wonky forums.