You! Yes, I'm talking to you!

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Sat Nov 23, 2002 4:28 am

Are you a 54 years old truck-driver who presents himself over the internet as a 13 years old cheerleader named Stacey?
Do you lie over the internet because nobody can find out?
Present yourself false?

Well, this is a last chance to fix it! Reveal yourself and you won't pay any consequences!

McBean · Post by **McBean** » Sat Nov 23, 2002 5:09 am

I'm not being honest with myself. I confess that I actually don't post as someone half or double my age. there, I said it.

Booger · Post by **Booger** » Sat Nov 23, 2002 6:07 am

I'm touching myself right now.

A/S/L

Netrek · Post by **Netrek** » Sat Nov 23, 2002 6:47 am

What? I'm telling the truth! It's required when you work as a hospital receptionnist (two n's? or one?).

. . . A/S/L? What's American Sign Language got to do with it?

--Sij

ZOMBIE USER 8296 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 8296** » Sat Nov 23, 2002 10:57 am

i am a 350 lb female land monster!

Netrek · Post by **Netrek** » Sat Nov 23, 2002 11:07 am

*cracks under pressure*

Okay, fine! I'm a 39-year-old techie who lives and works in a sealed mausoleum in Omaha with surprisingly good lighting and DSL connection! All those remarkably genuine posts about high school and Ohio and snow on my website were just clever forgeries. Can you find it in your hearts to forgive me? [/mockery]

--Sij

ZOMBIE USER 11601 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 11601** » Sat Nov 23, 2002 2:10 pm

I'm actually an Al-Qu'eda terrorist. Although I can't spell Al-Quea'ea'ada.
And a failed scientific experiment to produce the perfect gerbil.

Patach · Post by **Patach** » Sat Nov 23, 2002 2:32 pm

I'm actually an Al-Qu'eda terrorist. Although I can't spell Al-Quea'ea'ada.
And a failed scientific experiment to produce the perfect gerbil.

::Uploads Forum String to John Ashcroft::

ZOMBIE USER 12015 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12015** » Sat Nov 23, 2002 2:36 pm

patach wrote:
I'm actually an Al-Qu'eda terrorist. Although I can't spell Al-Quea'ea'ada.
And a failed scientific experiment to produce the perfect gerbil.
::Uploads Forum String to John Ashcroft::

I knew it! What did I say earlier in the psuedonym thread?!? He's undercover.

I'm keeping it in my pants today Boog'
"Well what's that in your hand?"
..

Shit..Oh well..

KODAMA · Post by **KODAMA** » Sat Nov 23, 2002 4:35 pm

;o; I wil now tell all of you my true identity.
I am actually a very intellegent truck tire.
:o I do rounds from NYC to montreal every Tuesdays and thursdays..

:O Being a tire isn't that bad...
'cept when I get driven over some gum and it sticks and stuff.. (feels hurt)
XD.

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Sat Nov 23, 2002 4:38 pm

I've been posing as a superhuman godlike being all this time. I'm really just this guy, you know?

ZOMBIE USER 12644 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12644** » Sat Nov 23, 2002 4:51 pm

Er... uh....

I'm Ian Curtis from Joy Division back from the dead?

Careksims · Post by **Careksims** » Sat Nov 23, 2002 4:55 pm

I'm really the kitty you see there only not as cute!

KODAMA · Post by **KODAMA** » Sat Nov 23, 2002 4:55 pm

:D wait wait!! I wanna be Brittney Spears!!
Yes! I am her!! hehe.. XD I want to be nekkid!! Squee!!
(does a little nekkie jig for all of you) XD

Nd · Post by Nd » Sat Nov 23, 2002 5:20 pm

Just as Kodama had been presenting herself, it seems that I, too, am a small Asian Woman. I once won Canada in a game of chance, dug a trench seperating it from the US and renamed it Monster Island. Only no one noticed because it's y'know Canada.

ZOMBIE USER 7833 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 7833** » Sat Nov 23, 2002 7:45 pm

I am, in actuality, a really well drawn cartoon character.

Jamie! · Post by **Jamie!** » Sat Nov 23, 2002 8:08 pm

Ok, it's time I come clean with you guys, I actually look like this.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Sat Nov 23, 2002 8:10 pm

Maladroit wrote:Er... uh....

I'm Ian Curtis from Joy Division back from the dead?

Well sing us something with your deep hypnotic voice!
Prove it! You may present yourself as Ian Curtis while you're actually Michael Hatchins.

ZOMBIE USER 9264 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 9264** » Sat Nov 23, 2002 8:11 pm

...

...

WHAT?!

Okay, I know all of you are waiting for me to say that I'm actually a girl, well y'know what? Fuck you guys! Alright? I don't need this shit and it ain't gonna happen!

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Sat Nov 23, 2002 8:17 pm

KODAMA wrote: wait wait!! I wanna be Brittney Spears!!
Yes! I am her!! hehe.. I want to be nekkid!! Squee!!
(does a little nekkie jig for all of you)

Damn. Now how would we differ you from Shakira?