Damn!

Teckgirl101 · Post by **Teckgirl101** » Fri Nov 01, 2002 1:32 pm

it was decent... delivery was good but form was weak... overall i'd give it a 6.28

ZOMBIE USER 3288 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 3288** » Sat Nov 02, 2002 4:50 pm

Your MOM was overall a 6.28!

Scruffie · Post by **Scruffie** » Sun Nov 03, 2002 8:26 am

Really? I gave her a 9.8.

And Alien doesn't suck at all. Predator does. That's my witty reply. 8)

Teckgirl101 · Post by **Teckgirl101** » Sun Nov 03, 2002 12:18 pm

hmm.... that's not what she said about YOU! or YOU! or YOU! *thinks* yeah, there's just 3 of you, right?

ZOMBIE USER 3288 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 3288** » Sun Nov 03, 2002 3:39 pm

Look, the predator can CLOAK. It can kill anybody with one shot. It can regenerate INFINITE AMOUNTS OF HEALTH WITH NO COST. What can the alien do? Cling to the ceiling and flail its claws at people. The clinging to the ceiling thing sounds cool, but usually what happens is that the marines trying to kill you say "Wow, the alien is up there clinging to the ceiling. Good thing we have guns and it doesn't, otherwise it might be able to hurt us." Then they shoot you. Seriously, somebody download the demo (or the full version, whatever) of Alien vs. Predator 2 and back me up on this.

Scruffie · Post by **Scruffie** » Mon Nov 04, 2002 9:18 am

What about pouncing? I can leap off the ceiling and bite your head of within mere seconds, and you can't stop me!
I can regenerate health just by killing!
I never run out off ammo, or ever have to stop clinging to cielings! YOU do!
I die and you run over my corpse? I hurt you again with my ACID BLOOD!
I can hide in dark dark corners, and even if you do see me, chances are, you're already dead!
I am lighting fast! What was that? Or that? OR THAT?! They were all ME THE ALIEN!

8)

ZOMBIE USER 3288 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 3288** » Mon Nov 04, 2002 5:29 pm

Scruffie wrote:(1)What about pouncing? I can leap off the ceiling and bite your head of within mere seconds, and you can't stop me!
(2) I can regenerate health just by killing!
(3) I never run out off ammo, or ever have to stop clinging to cielings! YOU do!
(4) I die and you run over my corpse? I hurt you again with my ACID BLOOD!
(5) I can hide in dark dark corners, and even if you do see me, chances are, you're already dead!
I am lighting fast! What was that? Or that? OR THAT?! They were all ME THE ALIEN!

8)

(1) I have never seen anybody succesfully do that.
(2) I can regenerate health just by sitting on my ass.
(3) Yeah, because you have no guns, which in a first person shooter makes you suck. I have claws, the stick thing, and the disk (the disk can kill anything with one hit and is literally impossible to dodge), which are all infinite (you can't run out of disks or claws).
(4) But you still die.
(5) I can cloak. Anywhere. For an infinite amount of time.
Look, the alien sucks.

Teckgirl101 · Post by **Teckgirl101** » Thu Nov 07, 2002 9:44 pm

*pokes forum* i think it diiiied

Scruffie · Post by **Scruffie** » Fri Nov 08, 2002 12:12 pm

Don't touch it dear, you don't know where it's been.

Teckgirl101 · Post by **Teckgirl101** » Fri Nov 08, 2002 5:41 pm

i'll give anyone a dollar to roll the forum over on it's stomach... you can use a stick...

ZOMBIE USER 3288 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 3288** » Sat Nov 09, 2002 1:23 pm

How long of a stick?

Teckgirl101 · Post by **Teckgirl101** » Sat Nov 09, 2002 11:38 pm

an average sized stick. perhaps a swatch if you prefer. no pool nets though, that's cheating!!!

Scruffie · Post by **Scruffie** » Tue Nov 12, 2002 10:11 am

WHOA WHOA WHOA people... we can't rush into this.

Does this work have any benefits? Are we even getting payed?! I could get splinters from said stick you know, and thats me sueing(me no spell) your arse for about 2 million pounds (or dollars, I'll accept dollars) and you going pretty much bankrupt. Then all the notes give me lots of papercuts, then I die. Jesus, you gave me splinters AND killed me in the same day?

Where's my union rep...

ZOMBIE USER 3288 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 3288** » Tue Nov 12, 2002 12:32 pm

Wait, the Scruffies are unionized?

Teckgirl101 · Post by **Teckgirl101** » Tue Nov 12, 2002 1:25 pm

Scruffie wrote:WHOA WHOA WHOA people... we can't rush into this.

Does this work have any benefits? Are we even getting payed?! I could get splinters from said stick you know, and thats me sueing(me no spell) your arse for about 2 million pounds (or dollars, I'll accept dollars) and you going pretty much bankrupt. Then all the notes give me lots of papercuts, then I die. Jesus, you gave me splinters AND killed me in the same day?

Where's my union rep...

you're getting paid... $1... i TOLD you that. you poke w.the stick, get a dollar, and it's over with. any splintering is your own mal-poking. i can't give repriations (sp?) for your own mistake. hmph!

Glick Glidewell · Post by **Glick Glidewell** » Tue Nov 12, 2002 8:17 pm

According to the currency exchange site, one dollar is worth about 6000 Sheep eyeballs, the scottish unit of currency.

Teckgirl101 · Post by **Teckgirl101** » Wed Nov 13, 2002 10:24 am

*blinks* eyeballs are nasty. i only give out greenbacks...

Scruffie · Post by **Scruffie** » Thu Nov 14, 2002 1:41 pm

DAMMIT WE USE POUNDS STERLING KANE!

And i have had a strange change of heart, I now like Predator.

Now where are YOUR explosions Angelo? Hmm?

ZOMBIE USER 3288 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 3288** » Thu Nov 14, 2002 2:44 pm

PhantomDMR · Post by **PhantomDMR** » Thu Nov 14, 2002 4:13 pm

That's some nice explosions angelo