Games are Better than Sex

ENGIMa · Post by **ENGIMa** » Tue Sep 24, 2002 7:40 pm

1. australia doesnt get the games that make u horny (due to classifications)

Australia doesnt but you can sure as hell download them.

[quote2. u dont play pirated, downloaded games (without consent). [/quote]

Simply mentioning that I know of games doesnt mean that I have played them. Hell, i know about UT2003 and I would like to see it even atttempt to run on my computer. A few years back some of the anti-violence advocates decided to attack "naughty" games

Try to find phantasmagoria or just search for sex and games in google.

Kaz · Post by **Kaz** » Tue Sep 24, 2002 10:40 pm

gaming can be fun long term, but whoever reckons its better than sex should get out more and get a life

I totally agree wif mitches statement but this from the guy who claims to be non-sex. Mitch i think u better decide whether ur all for sex or not coz i'm gettin confused!
neways i still uphold that sex is better then gaming, unless its sex wif sum really awful guy, then gaming, or nething for that matter would be better then sex!

Hazpee · Post by **Hazpee** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 12:28 am

ah yes, phantasmagoria, however the correct spelling may go. Ive heard of it, havent really looked into it, games really depends upon the way you look at it. UT2003 has the nicest looking graphics, its like an orgy for the eyeballs, games last longer, are funner, can involve sex and humorous situations and can be done pretty much all the time, in conclusion, id rather masturbate than not play games, if youre not a gamer, you see things differently, but, the fact is that most of the people here have a real hard time getting any, and play games.

Kaz · Post by **Kaz** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 3:33 am

Harley you have outdone yourself this time. Your statement is totally true and i agree in all areas- thats a first!!! neways the main point is everyones different- different opinions etc. so in conclusion i rest my case as i would choose sex over games (99% of the time) as i am not a gamer.

Hazpee · Post by **Hazpee** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 4:10 am

yes, im with sparks here, sex is outnumbered here, game vixens hurruh! but on the topic of the LAN.
I might be able to pilliage a telly, as I am all for W&W3 as it is one of my old faves. Well have to see, but I might be able to.

Mitch the Sexy Beast · Tue Oct 01, 2002 4:23 pm

i reckon they could. but it depends on ur opinion of that game. bahaha.

p.s. im trying to post on all the topics (so i can be the latest poster for all of them)

Hazpee · Post by **Hazpee** » Tue Oct 01, 2002 5:12 pm

ive noticed your posting spree on all of them, most of its crap and spam-like, BF1942 ROCKS ZIG HEIL! Its a real cool multiplayer game thats a hell cool ww2 re-inactment, hella fun just to muck around and go stuntflying and wingsurfing in the planes... and ambushing tanks into our shiny explosives trap, landmines and dynamite and BANG! effectively exploding the tank and exploding everyone inside the tank. Good times.

Mitch the Sexy Beast · Tue Oct 01, 2002 6:17 pm

pretending to be a Nazi is not cool, Haz. those saints were doing what they thought was right! dont mock them! lol jk burn in hell fuckers

Hazpee · Post by **Hazpee** » Tue Oct 01, 2002 7:58 pm

actually i did play as an ally for a rather long time, but i was a mega traitor, sabotaging the vheicles with explosives and flying planes into the base.

Kaz · Post by **Kaz** » Tue Oct 01, 2002 11:08 pm

YOU TRAITOR!

Hazpee · Post by **Hazpee** » Wed Oct 02, 2002 7:00 am

yeah, that was pretty much the point, they started to catch on and shoot me, but little did they know they were doing my work for me, by killing me, theyre killing a team mate, wich means they lose points, wich is my initial intention so that the axis may prevail. ZIG HEIL!

Kaz · Post by **Kaz** » Fri Oct 25, 2002 4:56 am

i think you mean:
eins, zwei, drei

Ich kenne Deutsch

Mitch the Sexy Beast · Fri Nov 01, 2002 2:08 am

Ik ben Dutch. lol that means i am Dutch...in Dutch...when ur saying 'I something German'? i shink thats right.

anyway i got lots of dutch swear words. lul, klootzak, eikel, bilridder...well thats about all i use haha. if u wanna know what they mean, and some more baaaaad saying, reply here.

also, stay tuned cause on saturday i play cricket, and my siggy will be updated. booyah (not that any1 cares)

Hazpee · Post by **Hazpee** » Sun Nov 03, 2002 3:20 am

Glif swit dur burrito mustafa - thats PAKI for 'Games are better than sex' Well, Not really, I just made it up on the spot... but my previous statement still stands.

Mitch the Sexy Beast · Sun Nov 03, 2002 9:33 pm

lol i can speak zulu...they have only 3 words...

1. wallawallawaaaaaaaar (errr its the thing they blurt out when jumping up and down lol)

2. bowling (read below)

3. makhaya (makhaya ntini is a South Africa bowler hahaaa and thats what they say...this is another on going joke ill stfu now)

Mitch the Sexy Beast · Tue Nov 26, 2002 2:02 am

every1 knows that

ENGIMa · Post by **ENGIMa** » Tue Nov 26, 2002 2:59 am

We all know that there is only one way of settling this. Drunken LAN Orgy!!!

Mitch the Sexy Beast · Tue Nov 26, 2002 3:07 am

errrr wtf. have an orgy with computers?

Fragwizard · Post by **Fragwizard** » Tue Dec 17, 2002 1:19 pm

This decision is a VERY tough one, I mean, games are good, but sex on the other hand.... Damn its just too hard to decide for.

Well, I've thought it over, and sex IS better than games...

'nuff said.

Kaz · Post by **Kaz** » Wed Dec 18, 2002 1:32 am

YAY!
sex has 8 votes, n gamin has a mere 4, sex has double tha votes of gamin'! n youse are mostly all gamers too!
Haha take that Haz!

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