by THE TRAVIS on Thu Sep 19, 2002 10:53 pm
Ok enough about the fuckin rails alright? back to the question at hand motherfuckers!....getting dallas his cherry popped! I suggest you read Frank Mackey's "Tame the Cunt, Respect the Cock!" series. Now Dallas you just wanna remember that this will be a real girl not one of them fancy latex ones ok so your gonna have to actually spend money on her. Thats right- SPEND MONEY! Make that bitch think she's on a date with Mr. Fuckin Millionaire, all that money is just gonna make her pussy wet man! Yeah! Compliment Her, ya thats right you dumb apes, women like compliments. Even if you gotta lie to her man! Your gonna be lying to her later on when she asks where you were all night when your dating her so you might as well get started here. Tell her you like her smile or something chicks dig that shit. And don't forget confidencem women love it man. Actl like your Mr. Fuckin Confidence dude. Oh and remember when you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse!
"There are 2 types of people in this world: Those who listen to Led Zeppelin, and those who don't" - Travis Kammerer