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Postby Andrick on Mon Jul 29, 2002 7:46 am

*just manages getting up to brush himself off when a weeping Scix gloms onto him*

Uh, nice to see you too, Scix. Hey! Are you...? No don't! ... Aw, that was silk. Just... just hold on a second...

*reaqches an arm back into his backpack to produce a white hanky which he puts up to Scix's nose*

Blow!

*Scix obliges and the hanky quickly fills. Looking queasy all of a sudden, Andrick continues to comfort Scix while he tosses the hanky over his shoulder for the next poster to deal with*
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Postby Captain apathy on Tue Jul 30, 2002 10:17 pm

*grabs the hanky out of the air*

OOH! Scix DNA

*quick-clones scix and passes the clone off to the next poster for various nefarious uses*
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Postby PDI on Wed Jul 31, 2002 11:21 pm

*blink*

Why, it's ME!

*Dances with clone*

*spins*

*falls down*

*orders a cup of tea from the next poster*
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Postby BloodEye on Fri Aug 02, 2002 9:21 pm

*bleeds quietly*
*takes the order anyway*

And how would you like that tea? Earl gray, hot? Yessir.

*yells to the next poster*

One Picard Special, table three!
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Postby Captain apathy on Sat Aug 03, 2002 12:16 am

*Looks puzzled*

But where will i get commander riker in a harness and jockstrap on such short notice

*asks next poster to find the reason why he (cappy) sees innuendo in everything*
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Postby Andrick on Sat Aug 03, 2002 4:46 pm

Um... Because you're a perv?

*Asks the next poster to do something about all the blood being tracked through the forum*
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Postby BloodEye on Sat Aug 03, 2002 6:32 pm

*blinks slowly*

Oh... yeah... sorry, my bad....

*passes out on some old towels, leaves a mop and bucket for the next poster*
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Postby PDI on Mon Aug 05, 2002 8:56 am

*cleans the mess, grumbling about how it isn't his job*

*lobs a water balloon at the next poster*
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Postby Calinmoon on Thu Aug 08, 2002 8:23 am

*catches egg*

So, is crazy a method of flirtation? *poke, poke*
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Postby Falen on Sun Sep 01, 2002 7:34 pm

*wanders into the forum and is poked by calinmoon.*

*Eeps, then pokes back*

*leaves a plate of brownies for the next poster (or whomever wrestles it away from the next poster) and wanders out again*
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Postby Captain apathy on Mon Sep 02, 2002 11:48 am

*finds the brownies and decides to scarf them all*

*realizes they were "special" brownies and gets the munchies*

*starts to eat the shirt of the next poster*
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Postby PDI on Tue Sep 03, 2002 11:30 pm

Eep!

*is shirtless*

Now my manly beauty will stun the next poster into submission!
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Oh no

Postby Aikuchi on Thu Sep 05, 2002 1:09 am

**blink blink**


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Postby PDI on Thu Sep 05, 2002 7:41 am

*catches Yinn*

*uses Yinn for nefarious porpoises*

*passes Yinn to the next poster*
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Postby Captain apathy on Thu Sep 05, 2002 9:34 pm

*tosses yinn to bloodeye, who could use some cheering up*

*while the tossage occurs, I slip a disk in my back causing me to collapse on the next poster's favorite pet*
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Postby BloodEye on Sat Sep 07, 2002 7:56 pm

*oofs softly, shifts around to use Yinn as a blanket. because really, people do make the best blankets.*

Ack! Kit Kat (my rather large cat.), no!! Put the Captain down, I'm sure it was just an accident.

*inquires of the next poster*

Would you happen to have anything to feed Kit Kat? He gets grumpy when he's hungry. And don't worry, he's prefectly friendly, so long as you cater to his every desire....
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Postby Andrick on Sun Sep 08, 2002 7:21 am

Feed Kit Kat?

*scratches his head as he stares down at the peanut-butter and bacon sandwich in his hands*

Y'know there's some cherry pie on the ground over... there. *pointing in the vicinity of the next poster*
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Postby PDI on Sun Sep 08, 2002 7:49 am

*looks around*
*sees no pie*
*sees Kit Kat approaching*
*eeps*

*runs, straight intot he next poster*
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Postby Captain apathy on Sun Sep 08, 2002 8:49 am

*is smacked into by scix*

*sees the huge cat lumbering towards them*
:o

*picks the pocket of the next poster to buy a huge ball of catnip*
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Postby Elliot N. Golunda on Sun Sep 08, 2002 11:23 am

*Goes to pay for gratuitously large coffee, discovers wallet is missing.*

*Turning around to look for it, sees enormous cat approaching*

*pulls catnip toy (just happened to have one!) out of pocket*

Here kitty, kitty, look what I've got!

*teases cat to get its attention, then tosses toy to next poster*

Enjoy!
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