I feel stupid. But on a lighter note:
remember Pee Wee's Playhouse?
remember Cowboy Curtis?
HE WAS LAURENCE FISHBURN!!!!! MORPHEUS!!!!
To quote my friend,
"Morpheus: So which will it be, Neo? Take the red pill and...
*Pee Wee jumps out*
Pee Wee: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Neo: What the f*ck?
Pee Wee: You said the secret word?
Pee Wee: AHHHHHH!!!!!
Trinity: Oh God no...*covers her face in her hands and cries*
Cypher: See you in hell, child molester. *pulls out a glock and aims it at Pee Wee*
Pee Wee: O.O
Neo: What the HELL was that? "