*Goes to pay for gratuitously large coffee, discovers wallet is missing.*
*Turning around to look for it, sees enormous cat approaching*
*pulls catnip toy (just happened to have one!) out of pocket*
Here kitty, kitty, look what I've got!
*teases cat to get its attention, then tosses toy to next poster*
"Do Impure thoughts count?" "No, only acts of will."
"What about acts of ineptitude?" "A grey area, and don't tell me you haven't lived in that twilight before."
"Most of my life... Not that I haven't leaped up into the blinding light of competence now and then. It's sustaining the altitude that defeats me."
- Lois McMaster Bujold