by Christopher on Tue Jul 30, 2002 8:07 am
*wakes up yet again, but manages to not fall asleep again*
Is someone having a barbecue? I love barbecued squirrels.
*gets out lots of squirrels and begins skinning and deboning them*
I use almost every part of the squirrel. I use the teeth and bones to make new weapons, the skin and fur for fur coats that manage to make me lots of money, and the meat for eating.
*gets done with the squirrels and starts to make pointy sticks from the bones*
*gets 20 sticks made and puts the squirrel meat on the sticks*
You will love squirrel on a stick.
*puts the sticks over the fire and watches the squirrel meat cook*
Don't even ask me how long it took for me to come up with a name that wasn't already taken.