LOOK OUT!!!
*just manages getting up to brush himself off when a weeping Scix gloms onto him*
Uh, nice to see you too, Scix. Hey! Are you...? No don't! ... Aw, that was silk. Just... just hold on a second...
*reaqches an arm back into his backpack to produce a white hanky which he puts up to Scix's nose*
Blow!
*Scix obliges and the hanky quickly fills. Looking queasy all of a sudden, Andrick continues to comfort Scix while he tosses the hanky over his shoulder for the next poster to deal with*
Uh, nice to see you too, Scix. Hey! Are you...? No don't! ... Aw, that was silk. Just... just hold on a second...
*reaqches an arm back into his backpack to produce a white hanky which he puts up to Scix's nose*
Blow!
*Scix obliges and the hanky quickly fills. Looking queasy all of a sudden, Andrick continues to comfort Scix while he tosses the hanky over his shoulder for the next poster to deal with*
"I don't know why, but watching 12-year old Japanese girls flinging their school uniforms at each other was wildly entertaining." - Azrael, Japanese Exchange Teacher.
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*grabs the hanky out of the air*
OOH! Scix DNA
*quick-clones scix and passes the clone off to the next poster for various nefarious uses*
OOH! Scix DNA
*quick-clones scix and passes the clone off to the next poster for various nefarious uses*
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*bleeds quietly*
*takes the order anyway*
And how would you like that tea? Earl gray, hot? Yessir.
*yells to the next poster*
One Picard Special, table three!
*takes the order anyway*
And how would you like that tea? Earl gray, hot? Yessir.
*yells to the next poster*
One Picard Special, table three!
Life's a bitch. But she's MY bitch.
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*Looks puzzled*
But where will i get commander riker in a harness and jockstrap on such short notice
*asks next poster to find the reason why he (cappy) sees innuendo in everything*
But where will i get commander riker in a harness and jockstrap on such short notice
*asks next poster to find the reason why he (cappy) sees innuendo in everything*
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*blinks slowly*
Oh... yeah... sorry, my bad....
*passes out on some old towels, leaves a mop and bucket for the next poster*
Oh... yeah... sorry, my bad....
*passes out on some old towels, leaves a mop and bucket for the next poster*
Life's a bitch. But she's MY bitch.
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*finds the brownies and decides to scarf them all*
*realizes they were "special" brownies and gets the munchies*
*starts to eat the shirt of the next poster*
*realizes they were "special" brownies and gets the munchies*
*starts to eat the shirt of the next poster*
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Oh no
**blink blink**
------> (( stunned into submission )) --------
Yinn
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Yinn
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*tosses yinn to bloodeye, who could use some cheering up*
*while the tossage occurs, I slip a disk in my back causing me to collapse on the next poster's favorite pet*
*while the tossage occurs, I slip a disk in my back causing me to collapse on the next poster's favorite pet*
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*oofs softly, shifts around to use Yinn as a blanket. because really, people do make the best blankets.*
Ack! Kit Kat (my rather large cat.), no!! Put the Captain down, I'm sure it was just an accident.
*inquires of the next poster*
Would you happen to have anything to feed Kit Kat? He gets grumpy when he's hungry. And don't worry, he's prefectly friendly, so long as you cater to his every desire....
Ack! Kit Kat (my rather large cat.), no!! Put the Captain down, I'm sure it was just an accident.
*inquires of the next poster*
Would you happen to have anything to feed Kit Kat? He gets grumpy when he's hungry. And don't worry, he's prefectly friendly, so long as you cater to his every desire....
Life's a bitch. But she's MY bitch.
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*is smacked into by scix*
*sees the huge cat lumbering towards them*
*picks the pocket of the next poster to buy a huge ball of catnip*
*sees the huge cat lumbering towards them*
*picks the pocket of the next poster to buy a huge ball of catnip*
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*Goes to pay for gratuitously large coffee, discovers wallet is missing.*
*Turning around to look for it, sees enormous cat approaching*
*pulls catnip toy (just happened to have one!) out of pocket*
Here kitty, kitty, look what I've got!
*teases cat to get its attention, then tosses toy to next poster*
Enjoy!
*Turning around to look for it, sees enormous cat approaching*
*pulls catnip toy (just happened to have one!) out of pocket*
Here kitty, kitty, look what I've got!
*teases cat to get its attention, then tosses toy to next poster*
Enjoy!
"Do Impure thoughts count?" "No, only acts of will."
"What about acts of ineptitude?" "A grey area, and don't tell me you haven't lived in that twilight before."
"Most of my life... Not that I haven't leaped up into the blinding light of competence now and then. It's sustaining the altitude that defeats me."
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"What about acts of ineptitude?" "A grey area, and don't tell me you haven't lived in that twilight before."
"Most of my life... Not that I haven't leaped up into the blinding light of competence now and then. It's sustaining the altitude that defeats me."
- Lois McMaster Bujold