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Post by Andrick »

*just manages getting up to brush himself off when a weeping Scix gloms onto him*

Uh, nice to see you too, Scix. Hey! Are you...? No don't! ... Aw, that was silk. Just... just hold on a second...

*reaqches an arm back into his backpack to produce a white hanky which he puts up to Scix's nose*

Blow!

*Scix obliges and the hanky quickly fills. Looking queasy all of a sudden, Andrick continues to comfort Scix while he tosses the hanky over his shoulder for the next poster to deal with*
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*grabs the hanky out of the air*

OOH! Scix DNA

*quick-clones scix and passes the clone off to the next poster for various nefarious uses*
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Post by PDI »

*blink*

Why, it's ME!

*Dances with clone*

*spins*

*falls down*

*orders a cup of tea from the next poster*

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*bleeds quietly*
*takes the order anyway*

And how would you like that tea? Earl gray, hot? Yessir.

*yells to the next poster*

One Picard Special, table three!
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*Looks puzzled*

But where will i get commander riker in a harness and jockstrap on such short notice

*asks next poster to find the reason why he (cappy) sees innuendo in everything*
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Post by Andrick »

Um... Because you're a perv?

*Asks the next poster to do something about all the blood being tracked through the forum*

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*blinks slowly*

Oh... yeah... sorry, my bad....

*passes out on some old towels, leaves a mop and bucket for the next poster*
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*cleans the mess, grumbling about how it isn't his job*

*lobs a water balloon at the next poster*

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Post by Calinmoon »

*catches egg*

So, is crazy a method of flirtation? *poke, poke*

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Post by Falen »

*wanders into the forum and is poked by calinmoon.*

*Eeps, then pokes back*

*leaves a plate of brownies for the next poster (or whomever wrestles it away from the next poster) and wanders out again*

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*finds the brownies and decides to scarf them all*

*realizes they were "special" brownies and gets the munchies*

*starts to eat the shirt of the next poster*
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Post by PDI »

Eep!

*is shirtless*

Now my manly beauty will stun the next poster into submission!

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Oh no

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**blink blink**


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*catches Yinn*

*uses Yinn for nefarious porpoises*

*passes Yinn to the next poster*

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*tosses yinn to bloodeye, who could use some cheering up*

*while the tossage occurs, I slip a disk in my back causing me to collapse on the next poster's favorite pet*
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*oofs softly, shifts around to use Yinn as a blanket. because really, people do make the best blankets.*

Ack! Kit Kat (my rather large cat.), no!! Put the Captain down, I'm sure it was just an accident.

*inquires of the next poster*

Would you happen to have anything to feed Kit Kat? He gets grumpy when he's hungry. And don't worry, he's prefectly friendly, so long as you cater to his every desire....
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Feed Kit Kat?

*scratches his head as he stares down at the peanut-butter and bacon sandwich in his hands*

Y'know there's some cherry pie on the ground over... there. *pointing in the vicinity of the next poster*

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*looks around*
*sees no pie*
*sees Kit Kat approaching*
*eeps*

*runs, straight intot he next poster*

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*is smacked into by scix*

*sees the huge cat lumbering towards them*
:o

*picks the pocket of the next poster to buy a huge ball of catnip*
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Post by Elliot N. Golunda »

*Goes to pay for gratuitously large coffee, discovers wallet is missing.*

*Turning around to look for it, sees enormous cat approaching*

*pulls catnip toy (just happened to have one!) out of pocket*

Here kitty, kitty, look what I've got!

*teases cat to get its attention, then tosses toy to next poster*

Enjoy!
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