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Postby Beaninator on Sat Nov 18, 2000 9:33 am

LOVING FANS THAT WE ARE!!!
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Postby Veavitdpoh on Mon Nov 20, 2000 6:12 am

I <b>am</b> the bestest. More people should realize that.
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Postby Ilya Olenskaya on Tue Nov 21, 2000 2:20 am

Bert seems cool, from the comics.<P>Cats is cool.
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Postby Veavitdpoh on Tue Nov 21, 2000 8:26 am

My cat doesn't like rodent heads. Everything else is fine cuisine, but the heads are verboten. So some mornings, we'd find these small chipmunk faces on the porch, staring forlornly and reproachfully up at us...<P>---------------
<A HREF="http://www.debris.it/dicenoir/" TARGET=_blank>http://www.debris.it/dicenoir/</A> - It is coming...<p>[This message has been edited by Veavitdpoh (edited 11-21-2000).]
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Postby Beaninator on Wed Nov 22, 2000 2:15 am

incest is best.
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Postby Beaninator on Wed Nov 22, 2000 9:28 am

i like all these evil pet stories. where are you, squish? are you even here? i looked around for you before i sat down, but i couldnt see you! oh, wait, do you come in at 1? never mind. <P>
now for my faces-of-death pet story. once, i was walking to my next door neighbors house to...i forget. watch a movie or something. anyway, my dog was walking with me. all of a sudden she froze and sniff the air, then she ran across the yard and grabbed a possum. dumb shit just lay there, playing possum, so my dog (a chow and lab mix) grabbed it by the middle of its back, then shook the motherfucker. man, it made a sound...sheesh, it was just like in the movies, that sickly-crunchy sound. it rocked. i felt kinda bad for it, but i felt good for my dog. anyway, whiskey (my dog) brought its broken dead-ass body back to our yard, where it lay for...about 2 weeks. tasty.
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Postby Beaninator on Wed Nov 22, 2000 10:51 am

thanks. i love my dog. she doesnt live with me anymore. le sigh. do you have any pets, squish? and i keep forgetting your not at work. i keep expecting to see your shining face light up the call center. alas, it shall not happen.
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Postby Beaninator on Wed Nov 22, 2000 11:05 am

look who hes got as a role model! the faerey folk ring leader.
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Postby Beaninator on Sat Nov 25, 2000 9:13 am

heh heh...west deliverance county.
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