Volunteer work always looks good on the ole resume

I still have my collection work written in, and I haven't done any since 99. Progress is progress though. Glad to see you're still alive BTW.
When you say Unamerican stuff... what exactly do you mean.? Oooo, someone bought Johnnie Howard TP at my parent's house. Dunno who, it creeped me out a little though.

whee I got to use it legitimately!