Games are Better than Sex

Is Gaming Better than Sex?

Sex is better
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Gaming is better
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Games are Better than Sex

Postby Hazpee on Fri Jul 05, 2002 5:17 am

A question that has plagued man for at least the last 5-10 years, Is gaming better than sex? Come here to share your thoughts on the subject, This should be quite Interesting.
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games all the way

Postby Lord_ben on Fri Jul 05, 2002 5:20 am

i get 120 hours out of baldurs gate 2.
i get 5 minutes out of sex if im lucky. lol.

both of them are building my hand muscles. :wink:
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Postby Hazpee on Fri Jul 05, 2002 5:29 am

The Macquarie Dictionary Defines sex as follows
<b>Sex</b> -
Colloquial, To Have sexual Intercourse

While I define gaming as this

<b>Gaming</b> -
1.Spending large amounts of time overcomming your enimes and kicking ass
2. The Process of playing games.
3. Escaping harsh reality and going to a world where you know youre better than everyone else.
4. Better than Sex

As you can see, Gaming got my Vote.
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SEX IS BETTA!

Postby Kaz on Fri Jul 05, 2002 6:25 am

sex is so much better, gaming is fun, but nowhere near sex! who says that if u prefer sex that u don't know wat a rpg is ey?!!? n who cares wat the dictionary meaning is...is that sposed to make it not as good seeing as it is in the dictionary? oooh yer good theory! SEX gets me vote! :)
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no to pry...

Postby Lord_ben on Fri Jul 05, 2002 6:29 am

not to uh...pry or anything...
but are you speaking from experience?
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Postby Hazpee on Fri Jul 05, 2002 6:38 am

Ooooh, Yerrrr, Good grammar...

And the Point you have made is... what? Ive missed something here, and evidently, so have you.
Youve made a statement, with nothing to back it up, then you've made an attack on my statement, this is a forum, where people say things of worth, not some house of mindless drivel.
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Postby ENGIMa on Fri Jul 05, 2002 6:38 pm

I like the fact that your site is "Hail to the Geek" and you even mention sex in the forum :D
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Postby Rayor on Fri Jul 05, 2002 7:09 pm

Games always get boring.....

Oh and danny, I think you have a typo in your siggy... no seriously, you say it's eNGIMa, then you say it's not supposed to be engima. Werd.
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Postby ENGIMa on Sat Jul 06, 2002 4:23 am

Bloody hell ... caffeine can do bad things to your mind. I really couldnt be bothered chaning it seeing it isnt really that interesting anyway ... :?

Now i just have to hope people dont bitch that i went off topic ...
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Postby Mitch the Sexy Beast on Sat Jul 06, 2002 6:50 pm

Sex: sexual intercourse.
Gaming: better then sexual intercourse (see sex).

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Postby Hazpee on Tue Jul 16, 2002 6:15 am

Jeez, if anything would get boring, it would be sex, theres only two positions anyway... thats right
Two, on top AND on the bottom, wow!
but theres thousands upon thousands of games... who the hell would get bored of that! Fighting demons, casting spells, pumping things full of lead.
The list goes on.
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Postby Bridie on Tue Jul 16, 2002 9:04 am

Hehe... Must agree with Harley on this one.
Games are always there and ready when you are. They even save your place so you can continue where you left off. (insert evil grin here).
Rayor wrote:Games always get boring.....

Games always get boring? Even though I think that's debateable & really depends on what you play, when a game gets boring, you have instant diversity and choices.. 'just whack another disc in the slot.' :wink:
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Postby Rayor on Tue Jul 16, 2002 6:17 pm

Hazpee wrote:Jeez, if anything would get boring, it would be sex, theres only two positions anyway... thats right
Two, on top AND on the bottom, wow!


Dude, 2 words for you: karma sutra. :o
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Postby Kaz on Tue Jul 16, 2002 7:29 pm

Hazpee, (no offence) but you just proved that you don't really know much about sex...only 2 positions?!?!?! yer right, but then what can you expect from someone who had to look it up in the dictionary to see what sex means.
sex has many different places to do it, people to do it with, positions, must i continue? neways i think Rayor summed that up with karma sutra.
Even if you keep playing a new game, u continue to keep getting bored and there's only so much gaming i can stand.
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Postby Lord_ben on Tue Jul 16, 2002 7:46 pm

hi bridie. nice avatar. im gonna marry rei ayanami when i grow up.
anyway. lets not base our rebutle on harleys knowlege of sex, or this argument is already lost...

also...W00T FOR MODERATOR POWERS! :)
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Postby Hazpee on Wed Jul 17, 2002 2:11 am

oh jeez, you know, im kind of making a joke.
funny funny hahaha...
I amuse myself sometimes.
Anyhow, my point is, you could play games for a lot longer than you would have sex... as ben said, baldurs gate gave him 120 hours of fun, name 3 people that can have sex for 120 hours. Go on, Do it!
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Postby Burnzy on Wed Jul 17, 2002 3:02 am

You couldn't play baldurs gate 2 for 120 hours straight either.
Are these 3 people as a group you kinky bastard.
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Postby Lord_ben on Wed Jul 17, 2002 3:07 am

with the holy aid of PEPSI and lots of caffeine you could.you know, if you dont work or go to school or anything.

CALL APON HOLY PEPSI
its my new spell. keeps gamers going all night long.
much longer than, say if they were having sex. 5 minutes and UNNghhh!
speaking of pepsi, i am currently on a pepsi bender. I COULD WRITE ALL NIGHT! 8)
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Postby Burnzy on Wed Jul 17, 2002 3:29 am

You are able to be declared clinicly insane after 72 hours without sleep and soon after that will start halucinating so if the game take 120 hours with breaks it would take 300 wkile halucinating that the kobolds are coming to get you.
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Postby Lord_ben on Wed Jul 17, 2002 3:36 am

is that true?
id like to try that
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