Posting, just for Kane, because I'm great!

[Helana]

See, I told you I would! And I even remembered! I'm not really great, it's just fun to say. I don't really have a lot to say. Hmm... Random. Let's see. Today this chick asked me, "Wouldn't it be wierd with two girls? I mean, that would be boring. Ya know? Waking up to 4 breasts instead of just 2?" I told her that I wish I could wake up to 4 breasts every morning. So that was my lesbian story for the day. Actually, it was the only interesting thing that happened to me today.

[Helana]

hello. i replied to myself because no one else did. damn you all. and because i'm a little messed up. but jusyt a little. not a whole bowl. only half. someon's gotta be prou of me.

[Glick Glidewell]

Sorry I didn't post; I just kind of assumed no one else did. I'm going to have to create a banner ad saying something like "Now With 40% More Lesbianism!"

[ZOMBIE USER 3288]

I'd like to wake up with four breasts...

If they're attached to other people, it's a definite plus!

[Helana]

I think it would be scary to wake up to 4 random tits in my bed. I'd be scared the were trying to suffocate me or somthing. I don't think they would be that great without someone attached to them.

[Glick Glidewell]

I think I saw that in a movie once...

(alternate reply)
Four, Helana. Four, <i>indeed.</i>

[Scruffie]

Death by breasts, what a way to go.

[ThatSarahChick]

Posting here just cause!! This is sarah, that chick from school you prly don't remember. I buzzed by Angelo's comic then remembered you had one too. You're an afterthought, don't you feel loved?

(about the tits)

I want 4 non attached (to me) tits...Where do I sign up!?!

[ZOMBIE USER 3288]

You can sign up for tits? Why didn't anyone tell me?

[Glick Glidewell]

Thanks Sara. Maybe I remember you. What's your last name?

[ZOMBIE USER 3288]

What the hell is up with the Glick board and lesbians? It's like my board with Scottish people...

[ThatSarahChick]

I'm not a lesbian, I'm asexual.


My last name is Medzyk, I'm that fat blonde girl that hangs out with Joel and Evan and the rest of them

[ZOMBIE USER 3288]

See, being an idiot, I lump together all girls who are remotely interested in tits as "lesbians" even though I've known only one girl who meets the actual definition of "lesbian." In conclusion, read the phrase in the first sentence just after "See," and right before "I" until you understand.

[Glick Glidewell]

...I've known only one girl who meets the actual definition of "lesbian

Danica?

[Scruffie]

It's like my board with Scottish people...

This may be my cue to jump in. What is wrong with scottish people?! Hmm?!You have angered a scot. You will now die a very horrible and painful death. Sorry mate! APOX ON THEE!!!!!

[Glick Glidewell]

"Apox"?

You mean "A pox on me"? As in, what you want on me is one pox? A pox is like a plague (ie "A pox/plauge on both your houses") but I don't know what in Schmoe's name an apox is.

Damn Scots. Can't even use the spacebar right...

[Glick Glidewell]

Um, I guess I should be doing everything I can to keep readers/posters, huh?
Uh...
Scotland...
*wince*
Rules...
*shudder*
There. Go, you!

[Scruffie]

To retaliate:

America
*chortles*
rocks
*bursts into indescribable laughter, so indescribable that it can't be catagorized as laughter, but only as some odd form of twitching*

I await your reply.

[Glick Glidewell]

I never said America rules.
We're a sucky, sucky country.
Scotland just happens to suck even more.
8)

[Scruffie]

I ah.. erm... well, good, America sucks then... we're agreed...

But Scotland doesn't suck more. If America's suckiness was mass, it would collapse into a black hole.