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post you sons of biznitches! do it!

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His name is Puffin Pete
He's the king of the rumba beat
When he plays the maracas he goe's:
Chick-chickie boom, Chick-chickie boom

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Since I'm in a position to talk to these kids and they listen
I ain't a politician but I'll kick it with 'em a minute
Cause see they call me a menace, and if the shsoe fits, I'll wear it
But if it don't, then y'all just swallow the truth, grin and bear it
Now who's the king of these lude, ludicrous, lucrative lyrics?
Who could inherit the title, put the youth in hysterics?
Using his music to steer it, sharing his views and his merits
But there's a huge interference, they're saying you shouldn't hear it
Maybe it's hatred I spew, maybe it's food for the spirit
Maybe it's beautiful music I made for you to just cherish
But I'm debated, disputed, hated and viewed in America
As a motherfucking drug addict, like you didn't experiment?
Now now, that's when you start to stare at who's in the mirror
And see yourself as a kid again, and you get embarrassed
And I got nothing to do but make you look stupid as parents
You fuckin do-gooders, too bad you couldn't do good at marriage! (Haha!)

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bryllcreem!
a little dab'll do ya'
bryllcreem!
you look so debonair
bryllcreem!
the girls'll all persue ya'
they'll wanna run their fingers through your hair!
oi! oi! oi!

which is true, girls do run their fingers through your hair, but then immediately retract in disgust because the bryllcreem is 100% grease and it comes out on your fingers. the stuff is like bacon fat. it's like having a never-ending suply of industrial lubricant with the convenience of your own hair!

oh, and look! it's me! and a figure drawing i made. in case anyone cares. which i doubt you do.

blah.
yeah, so anyway, read Pickle Jar.

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oooooooh!

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omg like joe is such a hottie-boom-bottie

heh.

where is my fanart, dammit?!?
Love and other indoor sports,
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Darn it, other Joe. Stop drawing so well or I will kick your butt!
It's a good thing you've got that upturned collar, otherwise I'd kick your butt right now. You big dork!
The unSnarkable J-Walkin'!

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Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Sylvan, fadin motherfuckers like bleach.
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I'll show you a fight, upity punk!

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yeah, it's a crappilly upturned collar though. i don't like that shirt because the collar never stays up.

and anyone who wants a piece of me is welcome to try to come and get it!

esyla, i finished penciling your picture, but my pens all simultaniously died! at the same time no less! wow, i feel like i'm making a lot of excuses. i'll have it soon, promise!
yeah, so anyway, read Pickle Jar.

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Did you know the only difference between political speech and poetical speech is three letters? In sequence, they are: L. I. E.

Just thought you might care.

Now all I have to do is break all of Joe's pencils. Then he'll be helpless. Mwahh. I'm in a particularly 'posty' mood right now. Don't know what's come over me.

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Ah... you can always count on a fight in Joe's forums... heh heh :wink:

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*jumps up and floats in the air*
*matrix-kicks...someone through a wall*

booyah

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Ooooo... thrashing... excellent.. *pulls out some popcorn to watch the rumble unfold* :D

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Joe, I might forgive you, but only because you're cute...in a way that makes me feel like a dirty old woman. Dirty I say!

Just get it to me post-haste!

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EsylaMcSassy wrote:Joe, I might forgive you, but only because you're cute...in a way that makes me feel like a dirty old woman. Dirty I say!
he makes me feel the same way.

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FilmBuff wrote:
he makes me feel the same way.


And I.

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and i

wait, what?

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