They fight crime!

Justinpie · Post by **Justinpie** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 5:52 pm

I found this like a year ago, and at that time I sez to myself I sez - "Self, if you ever make an online superhero comic with a fair-to-middling amount of readers and a forum to boot, make sure that you link to this."

That time is now, contest winners. It's pretty self-explanatory once you click on the link:
http://www.rain-street.org/fightcrime.htm

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Allan_ecker · Post by **Allan_ecker** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 8:41 pm

You know, I actually used "They Fight Crime!" in my recommendation of your site on my links page!

I think the wording was something like:

"He's a mass-murdering interdimensional despot, she's a thirteen year old girl. They fight crime! Actually, they end up fighting each other, because the powers that be have decreed that she be exactly as powerful as him!"

Justinpie · Post by **Justinpie** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 6:05 am

Oh my gosh! I saw the linkage many time before, but just never made the connection! You see the long-term effects of continuous caffeine intake?

KathleenJ · Post by **KathleenJ** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 10:08 am

Hee hee!
*this amuses me for days on end, causing me to not study and fail several exams...*

Justinpie · Post by **Justinpie** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 12:21 pm

Hey now, Kat. Go study, right? This will always be here.

[edit] except when it isn't because the forums are down.

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Uneide · Post by **Uneide** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 6:24 pm

AAAAAAAAAH!! OMG, I should stop clicking on your links while I'm at work... *l*

Can'T decide whether it's inspired of just really really disturbing....

Justinpie · Post by **Justinpie** » Fri Apr 19, 2002 10:11 am

Heeehee! I'm usually at work when I find them!

Case in point: <A href="http://www.feargod.net/fluff.html">This man</A>, who has been collecting and cataloging his navel lint in jars since 1984. Enjoy!

Al_fayyed · Post by **Al_fayyed** » Fri Apr 19, 2002 12:06 pm

Anyone whose navel constantly produces fluff of a certain color and consistency has a problem. I could continue by citing my observations on the collection of dead skin, dirt, and lint in the navel, but I'm getting ill just thinking about it.

But this guy needs to see a doctor. He's been drinking radioactive waste or something.

- Akhmed Al-Fayyed

Allan_ecker · Post by **Allan_ecker** » Fri Apr 19, 2002 6:02 pm

Nah, he just has deplorable taste in clothing, the prime source of colored belly button lint.

Justinpie · Post by **Justinpie** » Fri Apr 19, 2002 6:12 pm

Yeah, that was really weird how his navel lint changed from green to brownish-red over time. I thought it was some sort of long-term environmental indicator, like gypsy moths or amphibian mutations or something, but Allan's right - it's probably just textile dynamics.

ZOMBIE USER 6185 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 6185** » Fri Apr 19, 2002 7:50 pm

Here's a tip:

You can use your navel as a Ketchup holder if you want to eat french fries in bed

Robby
http://lowerplace.keenspace.com

Justinpie · Post by **Justinpie** » Fri Apr 19, 2002 9:05 pm

Ya know, you can never tell just when Rob's kidding and when he's serious about stuff like that.

Ever see that Kids in the Hall thing where these two fat guys were in a contest to see who could fit more into their belly button? I think at one point one of the contestants found a set of car keys in there.