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Postby ZOMBIE USER 6185 on Mon Apr 15, 2002 10:19 pm

You Guys have to go to this link.

http://www.hellonetwork.com/demo/toyscl ... ed=hook300

words alone do not give it justice. All that I will say is that it is the best music video EVER!!.

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Postby Uneide on Mon Apr 15, 2002 11:54 pm

AANything having to do with David Hasselhoff is just sooooo wrong....
*twitch* though that was rather amusing in a very troubled, disturbing way....
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Postby Al_fayyed on Tue Apr 16, 2002 7:56 am

This gives me hope for a future singing career of my own. I, like David Hasselhoff, have a passable voice when I can keep it in key, so hey -- now all I have to do is be on a show with beach babes.

Also possibly look more like David Hasselhoff than Dennis Franz, but I'm sure that can be done.
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Postby Justinpie on Tue Apr 16, 2002 9:34 am

Hehehe anybody see that video of Donald "Donnie" Rumsfeld singing on C-Span?
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Postby Al_fayyed on Tue Apr 16, 2002 6:39 pm

On 2002-04-16 10:34, justinpie wrote:
Hehehe anybody see that video of Donald "Donnie" Rumsfeld singing on C-Span?


No! Where can I get the tape? I <b>NEED</b> that tape!

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Postby Justinpie on Tue Apr 16, 2002 10:02 pm

Shitters, I meant Ashcroft. Sorry, ben.

http://www.cnn.com/video/us/2002/02/25/ ... v.med.html
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Postby Al_fayyed on Wed Apr 17, 2002 11:29 am

Oh my gosh...

Not only is he a pathetic despot, he thinks he's Tom Jones! He wrote the song in that clip, and it really shows. Britney Spears did better with "I'm a Slave 4 U" and "Overprotected," but Britney would let the topless statue just hang out. It would make her look modest.

Britney for federal AG! It'll keep her from singing AND us guys will still be able to drool at her because she'll be on TV prosecuting stuff all the time!

If I have any free time during law school, I think I'm going to put together some "Britney 4 AG" campaign literature. I'd suggest making it a united Turbocool front, but some of us are Canadian and that would count as interfering in a foreign government (which is why I don't suggest that William Shatner replace William Graham as Minister of Foreign Affairs just because he's Canadian and knows how to deal with hostile aliens; also, the workings of the various Ministries to my north are not well-covered in the news I read).

Thanks for bringing that to my attention, Justin -- I got a kick out of it.
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Postby Justinpie on Wed Apr 17, 2002 6:04 pm

Sure thing! It's amazing how many different ways Ashcroft can terrify us all!

Speaking of, I finally saw the Hasslehoff bit... *shivers uncontrollably*
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Postby MixedMyth on Sat Jul 27, 2002 2:10 pm

Wow. Even "Yatta" is less scarring!
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Postby Al_fayyed on Wed Jul 31, 2002 4:43 pm

Well, yeah. I always expect that sort of wacky stuff from Japan. It's the land where Scotty Pippen sold cars by not being able to get his couch through the front door of his house.

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Postby ZOMBIE USER 6185 on Wed Jul 31, 2002 8:04 pm

Yes (in general) the Japanese are pretty wierd.

ie:http://www3.tky.3web.ne.jp/~edjacob/nasubi.html

Now this is just crazy
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Der Hasselhofmeister!

Postby Redmenace5 on Thu Aug 01, 2002 2:21 am

Is that David Hasselhof thing real or is it a fanimutation? I can
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 6185 on Fri Aug 02, 2002 2:40 am

"The big star from America?" (I think? My German is not as good as it used to be). Eh, Different strokes for....yada yada yada.

Sadly, That is a real David music video. A Remake of the song "Hooked on a Feeling".

The production value alone just screams "Porno Budget" (I'm assuming that is...*koff*).

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Postby Redmenace5 on Fri Aug 02, 2002 4:06 am

Yup, that
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 6185 on Tue Aug 13, 2002 11:20 pm

I don't think that Hasselhoff video was a joke, I think it's legit.

Anyhoo, I thought Hasselhoff's video was the wierdest video ever made..... till I came across this:

http://ebaumsworld.com/yatta.html

*shudder* I think we have a new crappy champion.
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