by Al_fayyed on Wed Apr 17, 2002 11:29 am
Oh my gosh...
Not only is he a pathetic despot, he thinks he's Tom Jones! He wrote the song in that clip, and it really shows. Britney Spears did better with "I'm a Slave 4 U" and "Overprotected," but Britney would let the topless statue just hang out. It would make her look modest.
Britney for federal AG! It'll keep her from singing AND us guys will still be able to drool at her because she'll be on TV prosecuting stuff all the time!
If I have any free time during law school, I think I'm going to put together some "Britney 4 AG" campaign literature. I'd suggest making it a united Turbocool front, but some of us are Canadian and that would count as interfering in a foreign government (which is why I don't suggest that William Shatner replace William Graham as Minister of Foreign Affairs just because he's Canadian and knows how to deal with hostile aliens; also, the workings of the various Ministries to my north are not well-covered in the news I read).
Thanks for bringing that to my attention, Justin -- I got a kick out of it.
- Akhmed Al-Fayyed
Writer of
Bhag and professional sojourner.
