Caption Contest 5!!!

PDI · Post by **PDI** » Mon Apr 08, 2002 7:25 pm

Well, KS is down ATM, but the forums are up... Here's the newest offering, originally aired <a href="http://pdi.keenspace.com/d/20001203.html">Decmeber 3, 2000</a>:

<img src="http://pdi.keenspace.com/images/caption/caption-05.jpg">

(a note: Rounds 1-4 are available on the <a href="http://pdi.keenspace.com/contests.html">contests page</a>.)

PDI · Post by **PDI** » Mon Apr 08, 2002 7:25 pm

From Chaly/Dalenna (via e-mail):

Panel 1
Reverso: You put your right arm in... You put your
right arm out...
Panel 2
Reverso: Hey, Tracker, I was sort of thinking...
Panel 3
Reverso: You know... right arm in, out, shake, all
that business...
Panel 4
Tracker: Yeah? What?
Panel 5
Reverso: What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's
all about...?
Panel 6
*random endless poking*
Panel 7
Reverso: Cut that out already! I'm sorry I ever
asked... Gah! What're you DOING?!
Panel 8
Tracker: Rule One--Ask stupid questions, expect some consequences...

PDI · Post by **PDI** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 5:32 pm

C'mon, guys!

Dalenna · Post by **Dalenna** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 7:34 pm

Trying to think of another, just to kill time... brain hurts, though, right now. Will post again if I come up with one. *nod*

PDI · Post by **PDI** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 12:28 pm

1:
Look at these arms -- pythons, I tell ya!

2:
So how can you stand there and tell me you don't want me?

3:
Aren't my arms big enough?

4:
I think you're a dip.

5:
But you're, like, bi, right? That means you do anyone!

6 (no speech balloon):
Just 'coz I have no prefference doesn't mean I have no taste.

7:
So why do you keep pokin' me?

8:
...and your hand's a bit high, there, sport!

Allan_ecker · Post by **Allan_ecker** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 10:35 pm

1: Look at me. I am... magnificent.
2: I must truly be the most sexually desirable being on the planet.
3: No doubt about it, I'm perfect in every way.
4: Yeah, if you could just shake that narcolepsy problem, you'd be set.
5: Don't you opress me, fatboy!
6: What's that for!?!
7: I don't know. Southpark references just make me want to poke you.

Karu-Chan · Post by **Karu-Chan** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 11:08 pm

1: (Reverso)"I am Thunder!"
2: (Reverso)"I am Fire!"
3: (Reverso)"I am Water! You dare defy me?"
4: (Tracker)"You're shoes are untied..."
5: (Reverso)"Huh? Untied? where? Their not untied I dont even wear shoes!"
*Poke*
7: (Reverso)"What was that for?"
8: (Tracker)"Darn! Forgot my Poking glove of death back home... Must... not... fail..."

Troubled Youth · Post by **Troubled Youth** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 12:39 am

that lizard is a former pet of mine.

PDI · Post by **PDI** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 1:09 am

Wow, our first graphical entry.

...um...let's close this one Monday Morning, and then decide whether to do another one, or some other thing.
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Grimnight · Post by **Grimnight** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 9:48 pm

1: I can't feel my arm!
2: Don't you ever wear a shirt?
3: Look, I can do the same pose as pannel 1!
4: I prefer the poses in pannel 2.
5: Pull my finger.
6: -no bubble-
7: Do that again and I'll shoot.
Grimnight

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Shenalia · Post by **Shenalia** » Sun Apr 14, 2002 12:07 am

1: *grunts* Hah! Huh!
2: Oh, sorry, didn't see you there, Tracker.
3: I'm been practicing kung-fu. Faster than the eye can see!
4: Bet you twenty bucks I'm still faster than you.
5: Alright, you're on!
6: *pokepokepoke*
7: No fair! Bet you can't do that again.
8: You never learn. *pokepokepoke*

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Greyeyes · Post by **Greyeyes** » Sun Apr 14, 2002 8:25 am

PANEL 1: Reverso: I hate fleas!

PANEL 2: Reverso: Do you ever have problems with fleas?

PANEL 3: Reverso: I mean, they're all over me. Especially my arms...

PANEL 4: Tracker: Perhaps you should try bathing.

PANEL 5: Reverso: Very funny tracker. I'm not kidding.

PANEL 6: Tracker: Perhaps I can crush them... but look! they're all jumping off! They can't stand your smell!

PANEL 7: Reverso: That's not funny Tracker! STOP IT!

PANEL 8: Tracker: Not until you say Uncle! Say it!

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Willowolf · Post by **Willowolf** » Sun Apr 14, 2002 2:08 pm

1: My goodnes, I never noticed what fine fur I had.
2: I mean, seriosly, it's silky and smooth. Maybe I should just forgo clothing entirely.
What do you think?
3: Look at this, the coloration is exquisite, the suble hues and tints- I'm beautiful
4: Shirtless works for me, but you have floppy tummy. Hardly appealing.
6: You're jsut jelous of my supreme manlyness and firm rippling pectorals! You'd look bad by comparison!
7: *poke poke poke!*
8: Cutthat out! That proves nothing and invades my personal space!
9: Nope, gotta stick with my first analyisis, there is a definate begeinign of a beer belly here.

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 1:39 pm

P1
Reverso: Oh, geez. My arm! What's wrong with my arm!?!
P2
Reverso: GOSH, TRACKER! THE PAIN OF IT ALL!!!
P3
Reverso: Look at this poo spot!
P4
Tracker: Yeah, but can you shoot?
P5
Reverso: P-chew. P-chew. P-chew.
P6
...what with the poking
P7
Reverso: Oh, DEAR MOTHER!!! WHY?!? ARGH!!! DEATH!!!!
P8
Tracker: Hey... now it just looks wrong.

Then an added panel of a beaver saying: Holy fuck that was lame. You all blow.

That wacky beaver.

PDI · Post by **PDI** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 6:11 pm

Wow, good last-minute turnout! Andrick, the contest's over --pick a winner!

If the winner already has a card, then Andrick should choose a runner-up as well.

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Andrick · Post by **Andrick** » Tue Apr 16, 2002 11:37 pm

In the category for Humor in a Comic Caption contest, the award goes to... Chaly/Dalenna! Big round of applause, everyone, for Chaly/Dalenna! Not only do you get the notoriety among your fellow contestants but your name will be immortalized on the caption contest page. But that is not all! You will also recieve a character profile card by renowned artist, Talbon, as part of his digital promise to all caption contest winners. Enjoy your victory.

Dalenna · Post by **Dalenna** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 4:13 am

.......
.......
.......
Whoa. O_O
*does happy dance*

PDI · Post by **PDI** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 5:51 am

Hooray!

*throws flower petals over Chaly*

So, Chaly -- do we continue with another round, or do you think we're pretty much done?

Dalenna · Post by **Dalenna** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 6:51 am

I dunno... perhaps there's something else we can do to earn the little cards besides captions. (I haven't got a clue as to what, though, because it's 10:45 AM and I'm at school. By all laws in the universe, I'm not supposed to have a working brain at this point in time. *nod*)
However, if nobody can think of anything, I'm perfectly willing to continue with another captioning....

PDI · Post by **PDI** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 7:12 am

Tell ya what -- why don't you pick a new comic to do, and we'll brainstrom a new contest in the meantime.