1.) Pretend to sleep on a busy day and when someone sits beside you jump up, stick a knife in their face and yell "Don't touch my stuff!"
2.)Pretend to sleep and have Screaming Night Terrors, let noone wake you up.
3.) Think about the big titted redhead you saw earlier until you get a raging hardon and then stand up, thrust out your trouser beast and declare "I got a gun, and God help me if I ain't afraid to use it!"
4.)(this ones for Dallas only) 4 words - be a gay prostitute
5.) get Chris to make you some sheet metal clothes and run up and down the aisles yelling "I am Iron Man!"
6.)stand on the platform wearing a sign that says : WILL GIVE HEAD FOR RIDE. come on man its in the book of the road!
7.)Like Chris get on a phone and vividly describe a murder or rape that you and your dog commited the night before to someone who looks like the person nearest you
8.)Get up and ask for transfers or passes, no matter if they have them or not try to throw them off at the next stop
9.) act if your dear and use sign language go up to the nearest woman and describe fucking her in the ass. When she doesn't understand, proceed to fuck her in the ass
10.)put on a backpack and proceed to simply run up the aisles. when someone asks why your doing this reply: "to get ready to run from the cops when i take the gun out of my bag"
"There are 2 types of people in this world: Those who listen to Led Zeppelin, and those who don't" - Travis Kammerer