If I were... I was...

Darthen Wulf · Post by **Darthen Wulf** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 11:56 pm

Look!, look!, look! I've a new game to propose! In french, it's called a 'Portrait Chinois'. We give some common subjects, and you give the best element linked to that subject that suited you best... Or another one! The form is 'If I were... I was', like in 'If I were a bird, I was an eagle'. Simple, no?

I'll begin, with the ten basic subjects, but nothing prevents you to add up to three of your own subjects, as 'extras', after the ten main one. Let's go...

If I were: I was

A natural phenomenon: A full moon
A metal: Silver
An animal: A mix between a wolf, a fox, and a coyote.
A colour: Brilliant velvet black
A mythologic creature: A Nemontana (In celtic culture, it's a half human, half snake creature...)
A famous human: Aleister Crowley
A human activity: Artistic creation
A masterpiece: a painting from Escher
A weapon: A wooden sword, with an edge so sharp, that it could rip through flesh, as a knife would do through soft butter.
An object: A chest containing silver coins, among many, many weird gadgets.

Extras:
If I were a Vampire, I was a Malkavian
If I were a villain, I was "Yak, yak, yak, yakkity, yak, yak, yak"
If I was a mental state, I was schizophrenia

John Flaherty · Post by **John Flaherty** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 9:47 am

If I were: I was

A natural phenomenon: Lightning and/or hurricane
A metal: aluminum
An animal: fox
A colour: blue
A mythologic creature: an unicorn
A famous human: BB King
A human activity: Soccer train
A masterpiece: anything from Michelangelo
A weapon: a sword, like Cloud's, from FF7
An object: a Dodge Charger

Andrick · Post by **Andrick** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 10:40 am

A natural phenomenon: ball lightning
A metal: copper
An animal: badger
A colour: black
A mythologic creature: spriggan
A famous human: Benjamin Franklin
A human activity: brain storming session
A masterpiece: Hoover Dam
A weapon: a knife
An object: *Cartman* "the Ultra-Vibe 2000"

Darthen Wulf · Post by **Darthen Wulf** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 2:22 pm

Good boys... You both earn 1 point. Arrived at five, maybe a surprise. So, now, don't hesitate to also 'Chineseportrayed' some other people, in order to own some more points...

Good game!

Elemental · Post by **Elemental** » Sat Apr 06, 2002 7:04 pm

Okay, lessee here...

A natural phenomenon; a sunny day
A metal; lead
An animal; a Crow
A color; Cerulean
A mythical creature; a Dhampyr
A famous human; Emo Phillips
An activity; dancing
A masterpiece; Moonlight Sonata
A weapon; a wooden club
An object; a tin of Altoids
EXTRAS:
A book; Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep (Phillip K. Dick)
A Movie Character; Sarah from Labyrinth
A toy; huge LEGOS set
A keyboard key;
A video game; Rampage
A car; Ford Escort

Yeah, that's about it for now. Later kiddies!

Osiris2 · Post by **Osiris2** » Wed Apr 10, 2002 2:23 am

A natural phenomenon: fork lighning
A metal: Titanium/tungston steel alloy
An animal: snow leapard
A colour: blue
A mythologic creature: hound of Assar
A famous human: Torg (sluggy freelance)(hey he's a human character lmao)
A human activity: contemplation
A masterpiece: temple of osiris
A weapon: spear of osiris (getting the osiris theme yet?)
An object: helm of assar
XTRAZ!
An egyption god: OSIRIS
A Microsoft employee: insaine kill me please!!!!
A person doing this game: probably drunk

Osiris2 · Post by **Osiris2** » Wed Apr 10, 2002 2:25 am

ps Assar is the mythical land of osiris

Quewerty · Post by **Quewerty** » Wed Apr 10, 2002 8:01 pm

A natural phenomenon: Tsunami
A metal: Magnesium (they bend in ways I can imagine! ^_^)
An animal: a panda
A colour: silver
A mythologic creature: a dragon
A famous human: Einstine (I know he flunked some stuff)
A human activity: dancing
A masterpiece: The Dream(Pablo Picasso)
A weapon: a katana or a midevil blade, silver, not gold. With intricate designs and no large jewls embedded anywhere.
An object: of course, a spork

just for fun!
http://www.esu.lt/10/go.htm