Hate to see a forum lie dormant.

Kevin Wolf · Post by **Kevin Wolf** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 11:15 pm

Especially one for a comic I love. So, uhh...

Quick! Somebody! Say something provocative!

Monkey Angst · Post by **Monkey Angst** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 12:32 pm

I have developed a new position on the abortion argument -- anti-choice and anti-life! Abortion should be random and mandatory! No federal funding -- women who cannot afford the random, mandatory abortions should be pushed down stairs!

Provocative enough for ya?

Kevin Wolf · Post by **Kevin Wolf** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 4:52 pm

Iam actually, truthfully and honestly laughing out loud (no bloody acronyms for me, thank you very much).

Reminds me of an idea I had awhile ago. I was going to christen the new month "Mythocorp Controvery Month" and dedicate myself to causing some sort of an uproar.

TOS · Post by **TOS** » Mon Apr 08, 2002 5:25 pm

Well, that IS provocative... But I have always been more for the idea of "Open Season" on humans. Give the animals guns too, and see what happens for that matter.

Monkey Angst · Post by **Monkey Angst** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 8:03 am

On 2002-04-08 18:25, TOS wrote:
Well, that IS provocative... But I have always been more for the idea of "Open Season" on humans. Give the animals guns too, and see what happens for that matter.

Not much, probably. Most animals lack the opposable thumbs necessary to operate firearms. Except of course, for monkeys, who prefer to throw feces.

TOS · Post by **TOS** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 8:54 pm

Adapted guns that fire feces for the monkeys, and heavy artillary for the hampsters.