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Hee. What lovely colours.

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I'm just thinking it won't bounce well enough for table tennis. More like:

*thock*
*squish*

"Eeeew..."
"Pfft. If you don't like getting splished with brains, don't play the game. New brain, please, umpire."
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*thinks* Underwater Hockey.

"That's the puck over there!"

"No it isn't! It's over here!"

Umpy: Shaddap, both of you. Here's a new brain.

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How about Cerebellum Croquet?

Or Wimbledon Royal Box Cerebral Cortex Trap Shooting?

"pull"

::Twangggg-fwoooooooshhhhhh::

:BANG:

:SPLORSCHE:

"Oh, Good shot Phillip! Mother would have loved that one!"
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Or we could play Brain Ball...y'know, where we chuck the brain around trying to get it into the person's head - one emptyminded cadaver at each end of the court...I'm thinking it'll be much like netball.

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"Oh, good shot, Philip. You were right; there was no need to bury mother at all. Now, send an arm into the air and I'll have a go."
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Oh dear, some people as disturbed as me. The world is doomed...

Actually organs make good sporting equipment, in biology we found if you cut a heart into the ventricles and atria you could actually juggle with a lot of skill.

But Alex shouldn;t have asked the prof to join in, I TOLD her he wouldn;t catch it.

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I must admit, it never occurred to me to cut it into the atria and ventricles. That would have been smart...dammit.
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and with our bio teacher it got us off the hook, he may have been spattered in blood, blood clots and gobbets of flesh, but he checked and saw we did the dissection properly and congratulated us.

Then threw the gobbets back.

Heh, he was cool.

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Heh. *scrapes her hand through a chicken and pulls hand out covered in muck*

Girlie girls: Ewww!

Me: *cackles and continues to chop up the chicken*

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On 2002-04-10 13:19, Dark Prophet wrote:
and with our bio teacher it got us off the hook, he may have been spattered in blood, blood clots and gobbets of flesh, but he checked and saw we did the dissection properly and congratulated us.

Then threw the gobbets back.

Heh, he was cool.
He sounds cool. I wish I'd thought of practising my juggling with the bulls eyes we dissected in biology in year 10.
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I have somehow managed never to dissect anything in my life.

Well except for last nights Parmigiana.
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Hee. I did the eyeball dissection last year - year 9....hrmm...wonder what'll be on offer this year?

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Check the menu.

paranoid Bovine, Medium Rare.


OOOh... I'll have the mad cow!
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*flicks eyes down menu* Ooh, I reckon I'll have the myxamatosised rabbit linguini.

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Somehow... I can understand why nobody in this forum will be doing Med.

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*raises eyebrow*

You 200% sure about that?

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Becoming doctors? *laughs* can you imagine the look on the patient's face when we go into the room with that fixed, slightly insane grin?

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I got it on fillum.

He didn't need to look <i>that</i> worried. I've read lots of Patricia Cornwall books.
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And I saw Black Hawk Down... I know what someone's inside's supposed to look like.
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