Caption Contest 4!!!!

[Aeire]

Yup, this time *I* got to pick it. And as I have access to all of Scix and Talbon's files (the POWER, the absolute POWER!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!), I photomanipped this week's contest m'self. Here we go:

[<a href="http://pdi.keenspace.com/d/20020329.html">originally aired March 29, 2002</a>]

EnJOY! ^-^

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[Talbon]

Brady: Now this is a rare find.

Brady: An ancient pornographic novel. This one is due for destruction because of it's Unholy depiction of unnatural sex.

Brady: The book is so dirty, look at these pictures and the stories. How could anyone look at this SMUT!

*fap fap fap*

Tracker: Uhh... are you masturbating to ancient porn?

*fap fap fap*

Brady: No...

[Rin_desu]

<b>panel 1</b>
Books are great.

<b>panel 2</b>
I can't count the number of hours I've spent with a good book open in my lap.

<b>panel 3</b>
Yes, those teenage years with nothing but the sweet smell of pulp to keep my thoughts away from the sins of onan and now i'm the egyptologist living his dream...

TRACKER: Hey, could you quit humping the desk?

<i>Sorry...</i>

[PDI]

Panel 1:
Brady: This singles guide is just great!

Panel 2:
Brady: Look, here there's even a section for couples looking for a third!

Panel 3:
Brady: Maybe I should call these guys...
Tracker: Hi! I'm the date you called -- hey, waitaminute, you're not Brad Pitt!
Brady: I lied.

[Andrick]

Brady: My god! My right arm is really overdeveloping.

Brady: That's it! I need to have a sex life again. But how do I make myself more attractive to others? Hmmm...

Brady: "Tantric Sex and the Art of Seduction"? Tight pants... and bending over at the hips...? Kinda' like this perha-

Tracker: May I buy you a drink?

Brady: Bingo! I mean "yes".

[STrRedWolf]

Panel 1: Ahh, here it is.

Panel 2: There is a legend of a mysterious lander, who came down from the heavens and changed all of then mankind.

Panel 2-3: And it describes a staff. I belive I've found the staff used to... to...

Panel 3 Tracker: Geesh, man, you just creamed.

Panel 3 scientist: Sorry, herms make me spooge.

[Rin_desu]

I call this one "public transit"

<b>panel 1</b>
All night, me and the books.

<b>panel 2</b>
Dear Penthouse Forum... I never thought it could happen to me!

And then she said "who cares about the star fruit, I just wanted to whip the cream!", and then we did it all over ag...

<b>panel 3</b>
TRACKER: Hey, what bus do I take to get to Abydos from here?

--11

[Allan_ecker]

Brady: And so here it is...
Brady: The evidence is pretty conclusive, if you ask me.
Brady: You are destined to go back in time, and furthermore, to make it with some freaky demon chick.
Tracker: Hey, that could be anyone shagging that Succubus.
Brady: With those sideburns?

[PDI]

Looks like time's up on this one -- Aeire, your judgement, please!

[Aeire]

Andrick! I choose YOU!

*dies from overuse of Pokemon*

[PDI]

Andrick, choose the next one to caption, please. You also win an avatar card as soon as you post your profile in the thread.

[Andrick]

Holy hemp in a handbasket! I didn't actually expect to win or anything. I was just having some fun. Ummm... okay. I'll go archive diving for the next caption.

And thank you, thank you. *sniff* This is the proudest day of my life! *snivle* I-I think I'm gonna' cry.

[Andrick]

R:"I couldn't help it. It just popped in my head. It seemed so harmless and innocent."
P:"What did you choose, Ray?"
R:"The Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man." - Ghostbusters

I have made my choice for the next caption and sent it to Scott via Keenspace's private message function. The next contest should begin soon. Once again, thank for the patience and support.