The Iancomix one-sentence story!

Twitch · Post by **Twitch** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 10:26 pm

BUT!The IanComix readers refused to end the Thread.

Princessmadashelly · Post by **Princessmadashelly** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 12:15 am

(Lets see if you change your mind now!) Then the real Nick and Ian stopped by Texas and found some hot chicks who really digged them and they wanted to join the "NEW AND SEXY NICK AND IAN ADVENTURES!!".

(Now you can cut the thread if you must!)

ZOMBIE USER 8251 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 8251** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 1:51 am

Unfortunately, Ian and Nick refused, due to the fact that the "NEW AND SEXY NICK AND IAN ADVENTURES" are, as the title suggests, strictly yaoi.

(Bwahahahahaha)

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Mercury_Alex · Post by **Mercury_Alex** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 4:38 am

Then the golden bubble bobble monster returns for revenge.

Pharaoh Mobius · Post by **Pharaoh Mobius** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 11:02 am

And this time, the golden Bubble Bobble monster came armed with <I>Paulie Shore movies!!!!</I>

Mercury_Alex · Post by **Mercury_Alex** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 11:43 am

So Nick ran away in fear.

Pharaoh Mobius · Post by **Pharaoh Mobius** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 12:00 pm

And Nick ended up in a dark cave, where a beautiful monster was being held captive by a snarling, ravenous princess.

Leo-chan · Post by **Leo-chan** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 4:44 pm

Texas, at that time, was ruled by a young tyrant girl named Queen Jane, who had won Texas in a bet with George Bush to see who could go longest without choking on pretzels.

BAKAweed · Post by **BAKAweed** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 6:28 pm

Ian at this time was trying to drink Queen Jane under the table for texas, where as Nick saved the monster from the princess in a mad bitch-slapping contest and begun "Nick's Sexy Monster Adventures"

Mercury_Alex · Post by **Mercury_Alex** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 1:23 am

But Nick couldn't draw, so it turned out total bogus.

Average Syko · Post by **Average Syko** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 1:56 am

But the aliens grew angry with the antics of these pathetic humans and decied to turn Earth into a giant cheeseball!!

~.~ A.Syko
"Nonsensical? NONSENSICAL?!? How do you spell that?"

ZOMBIE USER 8251 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 8251** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 2:34 am

This had a devastating effect on all of the world's crops, giving them a slightly gouda-y flavor, gouda being the type of cheese the world was made out of.

AntiAntagonist · Post by **AntiAntagonist** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 10:29 am

Soon the cheese fanatics of the world set about devouring the world.

ZOMBIE USER 8251 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 8251** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 4:01 pm

And so, Ian, Nick, a doodle of Nick that could only lie, and apparently some golden bubble-bobble monster, let's call him bubbles, set out on a brave campaign to save the world and defeat the evil cheese fanatics once and for all.

Twitch · Post by **Twitch** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 4:55 pm

But..there wasn't and Earth anymore since the cheese fanatics ate it, so they floated to the moon to continue.

Ramuh · Post by **Ramuh** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 5:28 pm

but they were too late because the cheese fanatics, after finishing off earth, had already started munching on the moon.

(the moon IS made of cheese right?)

Leo-chan · Post by **Leo-chan** » Sat Mar 30, 2002 6:20 pm

In the end, the mice ate the earth.

Mercury_Alex · Post by **Mercury_Alex** » Sat Mar 30, 2002 10:27 pm

Ian woke up to find it all a dream, but then he found Nick, the Doodle and Bubbles with him in his bed, so he screamed.

Pirate · Post by **Pirate** » Sat Mar 30, 2002 10:29 pm

"Oh no!" said a random passerby, who promptly exploded.

AntiAntagonist · Post by **AntiAntagonist** » Sat Mar 30, 2002 11:19 pm

The bubble bobble monster promptly gets out of bed and trips over/into a large pile of empty Nyquil bottles.