Hymn to Pi

Franc28 · Post by **Franc28** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 8:07 am

O Pi, number of the heavens,
Thy twin pillars supporting,
Thy horizontal bar unwavering,
We doth love you, o great one.

Pi, Pi, thy resolve be of steel,
Thy greatness plentiful,
And thy applications without end.
Pi, how I longeth to be you !

Thou maketh my head turn,
And the heretics burn,
Civilisations may come and go,
But thou, great Pi, will be...

Forever and ever.

El Cid · Post by **El Cid** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 9:54 am

Pi: It's slightly more than 3!

Pharaoh Mobius · Post by **Pharaoh Mobius** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 10:18 am

Eh, Pi isn't close enough to 4 for my tastes.

ZOMBIE USER 8251 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 8251** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 11:10 am

*ahem*

Yo momma's so fat
(How fat is she?)
yo momma is so big and fat that she can get busy
with 22 burritos when times are rough
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs
the sad fact,(what) yo momma smokes crack(what)
she got a burnin' yearnin and there's no turnin' back
her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walks
spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talk
naked on a mountain top tooting on a flizute (what)
riding on a horse drinking whiskey out of bizoots (what)
she's got the wings and teeth of an african bat
her middle name is mud, bone and on top of all that

yo momma got a glass eye with a fish in it
(yo momma got a glass eye with a fish in it)
yo momma got a glass eye with a fish in it

yo momma, yo momma, yo mom

Franc28 · Post by **Franc28** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 11:48 am

My mother probably also loves Pi, although I never asked her. But, don't we all love Pi deep down inside ?

ZOMBIE USER 8251 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 8251** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 12:19 pm

I love yo momma deep inside (ew!)

Princessmadashelly · Post by **Princessmadashelly** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 12:35 pm

Why?, why?, why always with the pi? Im going to start my own wacked out religious fetish!
.....lets see!.... Now we worship "the double bambo sticks of life and death". ooooh I like that!.....no more math...MWA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
(PSYCOTIC LAUGHTER CONTINUE FOR 45 MINS)

Franc28 · Post by **Franc28** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 12:40 pm

Princessmadashelly, you don't want to be a heretic now don't you ? You better start worshipping Pi (go bake me a pi or something).

Leo-chan · Post by **Leo-chan** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 1:16 pm

-whacks Franc with ALL MIGHTY FRYING PAN OF OUCH!- No woman should make pi for a man just because he said so.

Franc28 · Post by **Franc28** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 1:36 pm

Ouch.

I prefer women barefoot and pregnant...

Pharaoh Mobius · Post by **Pharaoh Mobius** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 3:08 pm

On 2002-03-25 13:36, Franc28 wrote:
Ouch.

I prefer women barefoot and pregnant...

Which makes it all the more tragic that you'll be hard-pressed to get a woman to let you do what's necessary to impregnate one.

Princessmadashelly · Post by **Princessmadashelly** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 4:18 pm

If I have to burn at the stake for not worshiping a mathmatical equation or being some homely house wife THEN BRING IT ON! But until then.. *whacks Franc28 with bambo stick of death...he dies* Victory is mine!

Leo-chan · Post by **Leo-chan** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 4:31 pm

BAREFOOT AND PREGNANT?

That's it. If theres one thing I hate, it's a guy that wants to keep their wives that way. YOU HAVE MADE A NEW ENEMY!

FlamingDeth · Post by **FlamingDeth** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 5:13 pm

*has now officially lost any possible respect for Franc*

Even if you meant it as a joke, you should know better than saying things like that.

SuperRube · Post by **SuperRube** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 5:16 pm

A womans place is in the kitchen.

BAKAweed · Post by **BAKAweed** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 5:16 pm

.... leo i coulda sworn u were every mans enemy to begin with... and you dont want to keep a woman pregnant and barefoot... she could get cold but she wouldnt get cold in the kitchen near the stove cokking me some nice Pi's mmm

3.14somethingsomething never tasted so tasty

Leo-chan · Post by **Leo-chan** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 7:21 pm

Every mans enemy...I like it! -adds it to her signature-

Princessmadashelly · Post by **Princessmadashelly** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 12:31 am

I dont mean to be mean but from all those very sexest point of views I dont think we have to worry about to many barefoot pregnant women. Because if your "boys" are as dumb as you are they won't even come close to hitting there mark.

(I think I've been reading to many of leo's nasty men bashing posts!. what am I talking about there can never be enough, keep em coming sister.. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN..and princess!)

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FlamingDeth · Post by **FlamingDeth** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 12:35 am

Gah...so many sexist remarks...urge to break thread rising...

Princessmadashelly · Post by **Princessmadashelly** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 12:42 am

But we were just starting to win....I think!