Cross-Dressing and Me: An Odyssey.

Postby Corybantic on Thu Mar 14, 2002 8:37 am

I'd just like to state categorically and finally that I have never, ever worn a dress.

Twice. One use only, every time.


However, never, ever in my life have I mixed mint-green with peach. Or worn just a vest.


I feel that this must be stated for the record.
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Postby Delirieuse on Fri Mar 15, 2002 6:18 am

Well, it's not actually a vest. It's a top that emphasises your...um...cleavage...

And the only reason the green is mixed with the pink is because the green matches your eyes...and the pink & red skirt is the same colour as Carol's shirt.
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Postby Princess Bellyra on Fri Mar 15, 2002 6:48 am

Oh, Liam, I do LOVE your magick wand!

It's so shibby.
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Postby Twelveeyes on Fri Mar 15, 2002 2:52 pm

*grins* Cute, anyway.

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Postby Delirieuse on Sun Mar 17, 2002 5:37 am

Yes, I'm planning on running for Parliament under the "Liam in a dress" party.

Look! *points* I made Lieutenant. Pronounced "Lef-tenant" in good British style. Yay for Blackadder!

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Postby Corybantic on Sun Mar 17, 2002 7:40 am

I prefer the Lieutenant, where every vowel is pronounced.

let's all give a hellacious "naouie" for tripthongs!
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Postby Delirieuse on Mon Mar 18, 2002 3:34 am

Naouie! It's Leftenant! And possible Rightenant!
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Postby Twelveeyes on Mon Mar 18, 2002 3:43 am

Not tenant. Don't pay. Squatter?
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Postby Dark Prophet on Mon Mar 18, 2002 2:11 pm

lef-tenant, all the way!! Anyone disagree I'll call in the colonel!

*points to huge old man asleep with a cup of tea by his chair* Oh... that threat lacked something... Ok, I'll send in the Sergeant Major!

*huge man roars forward with one of those strange riding crop things military guys always carry* that;s better...
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Postby Corybantic on Tue Mar 19, 2002 9:01 pm

Message to Pvt Quarters:
From: Gnrl Alarm and Mjr Catastrpohe

Report to Cpl Punishment for re-assignment
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Postby Twelveeyes on Wed Mar 20, 2002 1:12 am

Howdy, Sergeant Major. I be the County Sheriff. This be my stomping ground. Get yer pale-skinned arse back on that nag and trot back to where you came from.

Sheriff, not tenant. Owner.
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Postby Corybantic on Wed Mar 20, 2002 7:11 am

W. T. F.?
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Postby Twelveeyes on Wed Mar 20, 2002 11:44 pm

*gets out six-shooter* Ah'm afraid Ah'm going ter have ter pop you in the brig for a short spell. All that swearin' ain't good fer the kiddies.

Any arguments?

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Postby Corybantic on Thu Mar 21, 2002 7:45 am

I think that those nice men in their lovely white coats are going to take you back to that wonderfully soft room that you usually spend time with, not to mention bring you back your comfy jacket with the really long sleeves!
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Postby Twelveeyes on Fri Mar 22, 2002 11:36 pm

*pout*

But Ah don't want ter go back! I have mah gun, mah badge and mah jailhouse. Thass all Ah need. No suits, no quacks.

*hums Home on the Range*

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Postby Tycho on Sun Mar 24, 2002 4:27 am

. . .
Y'know... I used to think that nobody could get more strange than Dunni, or Avi. Or myself for that matter. But you Jo, have just put that theory to shame.
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Postby Twelveeyes on Mon Mar 25, 2002 1:40 am

Who that be you callin' weird? There ain't no weirdos 'round here, sonny.

*is finally shot by someone who got fed up*

Ack..dying...

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:smile: Thanks. Of course I'm weirder!
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Postby Tycho on Mon Mar 25, 2002 6:00 am

* And like any proper Q3 gamer, quick-switches to the Gauntlet, and SPLORTCHES! Jo's remains into fine red mist, and several remaining body parts flying around. *
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Postby Delirieuse on Mon Mar 25, 2002 8:16 am

Pfft. I disagree. I think shouting "The Fairies Are Coming!!" at the top of my lungs walking down Monash Dve and making up lyrics for "Crispy Christ" with Laim on public transport qualifies us as more weird.
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Postby Twelveeyes on Tue Mar 26, 2002 1:49 am

*watches amusedly from her right eyeball as her scalp and hair land on Tycho's face*

Jo's mouth an' vocal chords: Muahaha.

Red mist: *envelopes a bunch of Uni students standing around a faintly smoking computer with an axed computer techie standing next to it*

Like before, Muahaha.

You think you're weird? *shakes head* Only I go around bellowing lyrics from Rocky Horror while being dressed in all black and lacey-up at the back type clothing...

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