by Burke on Wed Mar 27, 2002 8:05 am
I am eternally indebted to Mr Moses for all my keeping me on my toes as regards the correct spatial requirements needed for fitting one object in to another; a subject on which he is particularly knowledgable, having been the first person to insert his entire head up his own rectum.
Beyond this considerable accomplishment, he is a fine gentleman, conversant in all the scientific and aesthetic arts, holder of two trophies for the Annual Swindon Invitational and an inspiration to us all.
So tell me Moses, or may I call you "Mo"- how are things up there in the Great Beyond (twinned with Suffolk)?
(By the way- it's entirely possible to fit not only one, but two persons horizontally into an overhead luggage compartment, as I have demonstrated on many occasions when travelling with your dear lady wife.)
GRIMBLES
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