BoxJam's Exaggeration Thread

[BoxJam]

Tell me about it. My head has exploded
trying to type this post without putting
a 'not' in it.<P>I'm going to die now.<P>------------------
Here comes <A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A>!
Good ol' <A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A>...Yes, sir!
There goes <A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A>.<P>How I hate it.

[Lee Herold]

I already died, because my job is so boring that it makes the daily routine of your average tree look like the movie <I>Speed</I>. When the message boards are busy like they were yesterday, I'm happier than the American hostages were when they were released from Iran back in the 80s. But when they're slow like today, I'm more frustrated than a nymphomaniac in a convent. And believe me, I'm married, so I know what it's like to go without sex. Sometimes the only way I can remember I've ever had sex <I>at all</I> is because there are 2 little kids running around the house that look like me. I always know when I'm about to get to have sex again though, when I see the 17-year cicadae burrowing out of their hibernation.<p>[This message has been edited by Lee Herold (edited 10-04-2000).]

[BoxJam]

Your spelling of cicadas is the single most
affected thing I have *ever* seen.<P>------------------
Here comes <A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A>!
Good ol' <A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A>...Yes, sir!
There goes <A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A>.<P>How I hate it.

[Nd]

adsinfinitum, if'n ya off yourself today, all of your relatives flying in from the land of bad accents are definitely NOT going to dig up your corpse, tie it to a cross and go ahead with the wedding anyway.<P>who said you couldn't have exaggerated sarcasm?<P>------------------
um, yeah...

[Nd]

um.. terribly sorry, i think i'm gonna have to kill myself with a pixie stick and a vial o' placenta.
shoulda paid attention to which board i was on, seeing as how i read a billion of them. <P>if boxjam kills himself, i don't think burke's family would dig him up.
except for family holidays and such.<P>------------------
um, yeah...

[Gopher]

Gah! My power was out for half a million hours! I'm going to find out who's resposible for the power at Georgia Tech, kill them, and throw the bodies into the fountain in front of the student center.

[Michael]

I hate this thread more than ten bajillion sarcasm threads. I mean, it's stupider than George W. Bush.

[Case Yorke]

I read this thread more times than Lee Herold has asked me to marry him.<P>Case
(Trust me. It's a HUGE exaggeration.)<P>------------------
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[BoxJam]

I've been to Diabolica about 3.5 million
times today, hoping that it would update.<P>I'm going to kill myself if it doesn't update
today.<P>------------------
Here comes <A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A>!
Good ol' <A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A>...Yes, sir!
There goes <A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A>.<P>How I hate it.

[Lee Herold]

Changing tack from sarcasm to exaggeration is the single hardest thing I've ever done. I've had to retype this post 7 thousand times, because I keep screwing it up. <P>------------------
---Lee
<A HREF="http://www.choppingblock.org" TARGET=_blank>Chopping Block</A>
In KeenSpace, no one can hear you scream.

[Lee Herold]

If Case Yorke doesn't marry me I'm going to go on a murderous rampage through the United States and Canada. I do believe male-male marriages between American and Canadian citizens have become legalized through an obscure, yet fortuitous loophole in the NAFTA agreement, so you can't use <i>that</i> excuse any more, you Great White Hunk.<P>My life will cease to have <i>all</i> meaning if Diabolica doesn't update today.<P>------------------
---Lee
<A HREF="http://www.choppingblock.org" TARGET=_blank>Chopping Block</A>
In KeenSpace, no one can hear you scream.

[Brad J. Guigar]

Well, H. Ross Perot always did caracterize the NAFTA agreement by referring to "that big sucking sound."<P>--Brad
Wher IS Perot this year?? It's awfully close to the election and we haven't seen that magnificent s.o.b. ANYWHERE! I need my Crazy Texan Fix!! What will I do without a dose of Crazy Tex-- oh, sorry, forgot all about Dubya for a second there.<P>Nevermind.<P>------------------

[Lee Herold]

Does Burke count as a crazy Texan?

[BoxJam]

Lee's lack of exaggeration was abolutely,
inforgiveably, capitally wrong.<P>------------------
Here comes <A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A>!
Good ol' <A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A>...Yes, sir!
There goes <A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A>.<P>How I hate it.

[Nd]

Tirdun, your trying to take the credit for the novel idea of using sarcasm and exageration makes me feel as though you're a special, special person. More special than a million white crash helmets.

[Brad J. Guigar]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lee Herold:
<B>Does Burke count as a crazy Texan?</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Actually, isn't "crazy Texan" redundant?<P>I'm laughing so hard that my internal organs came out my nose at the thought of Perot jumping back into the race, giving Buchanan a noogey, telling him to sit down and shut up, and going off on a rant about same-sex NAFTA marriages...complete with charts.<P>--Brad<P>------------------

[Lee Herold]

BoxJam, you are obviously as blind as an eyeless bat at the North Pole in winter at midnight in a subterranean cave carved through black ice, to the subtle nuances of "MINIMALIST EXAGGERATION". My lack of exagerration in my previous post was itself an exaggeration of the inability of the unwashed masses to participate in our little game here, which is frankly the most fun I've ever had.<P><P>------------------
---Lee
<A HREF="http://www.choppingblock.org" TARGET=_blank>Chopping Block</A>
In KeenSpace, no one can hear you scream.

[Tirdun]

I find it absolutely infuriating that Lee is whining about Diabolica not updating when Chopping Block seems to update sometime around noon EST. <P>And since this is an exaggeration thread, my Tool is 2 feet long, my wife no longer has feeling below her belly-button and my home video tapes sell on e-bay for 50 bucks a copy.

[Case Yorke]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lee Herold:
<B>BoxJam, you are obviously as blind as an eyeless bat at the North Pole in winter at midnight in a subterranean cave carved through black ice, to the subtle nuances of "MINIMALIST EXAGGERATION". My lack of exagerration in my previous post was itself an exaggeration of the inability of the unwashed masses to participate in our little game here, which is frankly the most fun I've ever had.
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Oooh... he's got ya there, Boxer.<P>Case<P>------------------
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[Michael]

Oh, I <I>love</I> this thread and I'm going to post to it a million times!<P>Stupid exaggeration. Besides, everybody in the whole wide world knows how to spell 'saarchasm' (That's the ravine that the river Saar flows into in the world-renowned Saarland Falls...)<P>I'm getting silly. I'm stopping now and never ever going to come back in a million years.