My Japanese teacher. Don't worry, things will become more clear as it goes on.
It's kind of difficult: since I have a sort of self-depreciating humor, it's hard to make cracks when I'm out cold in the comic. Also, because nobody from my Japanese class even reads the comic, I'm hesitant to beat them hard. It's like hitting a guy on the ground: you just don't do it.
Stupid Comics: yes, it does suck.
Do not meddle in the ways of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.