Strife

Drooling Fan Girl · Post by **Drooling Fan Girl** » Sun Mar 03, 2002 3:43 pm

Well an episiotomy is just a little snip, that is unless you get a stage 3, in which case, they cut your perinium right up to the spincter. Anything with a higher number like a stage 4, means they cut further.

Take Care
DFG

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Sun Mar 03, 2002 7:40 pm

I've had a number of surgeries and this one is by far the most painful in terms of getting and in terms of recovery.

All I can say is "thank god for frozen peas!"

Drooling Fan Girl · Post by **Drooling Fan Girl** » Sun Mar 03, 2002 9:39 pm

I'm sorry it hurts so bad. My hubby's was fairly uncomplicated, except he missunderstood and shaved off all his hair.

Take Care
DFG

Miller · Post by **Miller** » Sun Mar 03, 2002 9:52 pm

You poor guy...

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Damn! Makes me glad that all I had to do was get the mumps for my highschool graduation.

Miller
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Of course I was not pleased at the time.

Metal-Angel · Post by **Metal-Angel** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 4:43 am

My only 'family planning' tip is don't buy featherlites unless you *want* to go through an entire box in one 'session'. Damn things.

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 5:29 am

Interestingly enough, I discovered the other day why I've been having so much discomfort after my operation. You see, I'm a boxers man, but after the Big V you're supposed to wear the tightest underwear you've got. This is because after the operation your balls take on the quality of a gas and will expand to fill any available space. I only thought I was supposed to wear the tighties for 2 days. You're supposed to wear them for as long as your balls hurt.

So when I went back to my boxers my boys quickly swelled up like you wouldn't believe. I no longer had balls plural, but just one ball roughly the size of a cantalope (I kid you not) which fucking hurt like hell. A couple of days of this and then I found that sheet for post-op care they gave me (and I lost) and read that the tighties are a must. Wrangled my crotch mellon into a pair of tighties and within a couple of days things were feeling much better. Now they're roughly the size of one of those big-assed Florida oranges.

It's a fact that your nose and your ears never stop growing your whole life, but for men their testacles also get bigger the older they get. This little operation has given me a sneak preview of what my crotch will look like when I'm 218 years old.

Metal-Angel · Post by **Metal-Angel** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 2:35 pm

I think women's boobs keep growing too... downwards.

Drooling Fan Girl · Post by **Drooling Fan Girl** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 8:22 am

I am sooooo sorry you are in pain hon, but honestly when I read your last post, I laughed my head off. I knew it wasn't supposed to hurt as badly as you were saying. I'll try to make you a get well care to make up for it.

Take Care
DFG

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 8:38 am

The upside of getting a vasectomy is as soon as it heals it is important that you ejaculate as much as possible for the next 4 months which gives you a great excuse to have sex anytime, anywhere.

"But we're in church!"

"Sorry hon, doctor's orders!"

Drooling Fan Girl · Post by **Drooling Fan Girl** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 9:47 am

On this day, Wednesday, March 6, 2002, I Present to you this Medal for going above and beyond the call of duty, in the interest of family planning.

Take Care
DFG

Metal-Angel · Post by **Metal-Angel** » Thu Mar 07, 2002 9:58 am

Here's a question... if you've had a vasectomy, where does the cum go when you, er... cum?

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Thu Mar 07, 2002 11:15 am

Well when it comes to ejaculate there's two components, there's sperm which are produced in the testicles then there's a fluid they're suspended in (which is what the bulk of semen is made of) that is produced in the prostate gland. The vas tubes convey the sperm from the testies to the prostate where it can mix with the other fluid to produce semen. The prostate is where your sperm is actually stored until it's ready to roll.

With a vasectomy the cut then seal the ends of the vas so that the sperm can't make it to the prostate so all you end up ejaculating is the prostate fluids. It looks pretty much the same as regular semen. What happens is after you get the vasectomy your body starts to build antibodies to destroy the sperm you produce.

About 3 weeks after your vasectomy your testicles start to get sore again as sperm is starting to back up in the vas. This is what triggers your body to build antibodies to attack the sperm.

Y|yukichigai · Post by **Y|yukichigai** » Thu Mar 07, 2002 2:52 pm

Well I like a little pain with my mad monkey sex as much as the next guy, but not that kind of pain. Couldn't you just use a condom or saran wrap or something?

Heh, right,
Y|yukichigai

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Thu Mar 07, 2002 6:30 pm

Believe me I don't want anymore kids. So strong is my conviction that I don't want anymore kids that I got this operation. But I'm also getting pretty damn sick and tired of freaking condoms.

Now in a few months it will be nothing but flesh! Yeah baby!

Metal-Angel · Post by **Metal-Angel** » Fri Mar 08, 2002 6:37 am

No, man, Ghastly is right. Condoms are fucking evil. I won't go into what I think the reasons are but the last several have all split halfway-through... not exactly reassuring!

Y|yukichigai · Post by **Y|yukichigai** » Fri Mar 08, 2002 9:12 pm

Wait, "anymore kids"? "<b>anymore</b>"?!?!?!? You have kids? That's just oddly... eehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I... have absolutely nothing. Congratulations Ghastly, I think you broke my brain.

Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,
Y|yukichigai

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Fri Mar 08, 2002 10:58 pm

Yepper. I have a little boy of 9 and a little girl of 4. They're great kids too very bright and well behaved. That's why I don't want to have anymore. I've already had two great ones odds are I'm due for a dud.