Balloon Doggies, Real Threat, or Assumed Hoax?

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Post by Brent the Vampire Slayer »

I am posting this as a warning to the leaders behind the "balloon doggy" revolution. Watch out friends, I have several pins, prepare to be popped!!!

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Post by LeanneMarie »

I wouldn't cross him, he seems dangerous and unstable.

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Post by Brent the Vampire Slayer »

Bah!!!! I fear no one, for I am the destroyer of evil. For every few centuries a slayer is born, and evil shall not rear it's ugly head in mine presence. Apox on all who back Orlock and his Ballon army of Hell-Hounds, their days of this dimensional plane are numbered...

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Post by General_Balloon_Doggy »

Arf soldier! Our last victim, Dave Coulher, said the same thing. Arf! Alas, many ex-celebrity victims have fallen by their underestimation of the power of balloon doggies. Arf! We may be poppable, but our numbers are endless. And we have <i>tactics!</i> We will come at you like a tornado of rainbow squeakiness and grenade explosions and american flags. Arf!

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Post by General_Balloon_Doggy »

On 2002-03-08 19:28, General_Balloon_Doggy wrote:
Arf soldier! Our last victim, Dave Coulher, said the same thing. Arf! Alas, many ex-celebrity victims have fallen by their underestimation of the power of balloon doggies. Arf! We may be poppable, but our numbers are endless. And we have <i>tactics!</i> We will come at you like a tornado of rainbow squeakiness and grenade explosions and american flags. Arf!

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Post by Brent the Vampire Slayer »

DAMN YOU GENERAL BALLOON DOGGY!!!!!!!!!
Who is next in your crusade against the already damned, John Stamos? Tony Danza? These awful actors have not wronged you!! You will pay, and pay dearly. No more "innocents" will fall to your forces of evil.
Tremble before the wrath of BRENT!!!!

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Post by DAvE »

I do not know what kind of alliance the Balloon Doggies have with Count Orlock. But be careful Brent, they are a force far greater than one man can handle.

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Post by Brent the Vampire Slayer »

DAvE, I need all the allies I can muster in my war against the forces of darkness. So you can join forces with me, or face your fate with Orlock...? I would rather fight in Heaven, then server in Hell!

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I am in no position to fight against Count Orlock or his allies. I am at their mercy as well.

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Post by Count_Orlock »

Get back to verk! Page 7 vill be our vinest hour! Vwa-ah-ah-ah

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Post by Brent the Vampire Slayer »

Then it is I alone against the forces of darkness, so be it!!!

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Then it is I alone against the forces of darkness, so be it!!!

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Then it is I alone against the forces of darkness, so be it!!!

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